Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I got a fever, and the only cure is you pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When your man slaps or grabs your butt, it’s like a kiss or a hug, but with his hands.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I could meditate in your vaginate for a while.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a mystery woman, and probably a fuckin alien. How are you crying, while smiling, while being wet as fuck, while telling me you have never been happier, while probably thinking of some fucking alien shit and shit?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Quickies are a gift from God, and you can’t convince me otherwise.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You said you didn’t want to have a period and the way to prevent that was to get you pregnant. Well, I’m horny, and I my horniness could help prevent the period you don’t want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That was the girl version of it you were doing. Just the hip.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you awake? I got a hard on that won’t quit and I don’t want to solo job it. I want to sex my pretty wife.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A quickie? You’re an angel Malia May Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you do it one more time I know it’s on purpose, and I am banging you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey! I need to get in there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Damn sexy mama. That is the sexiest monokini that is pretty a bikini I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ass Ventura The Terrible, Butt Detective is on it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want the most intimate part of your body!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The better you know me, the better you blow me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A booty enhancer? How do you improve perfection? You can’t. No way! No way Jose!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s supposed to be cold tonight. I am going to snuggle with your big dumper to stay warm.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your butt cheeks can hold a beer bottle. I’m not sure exactly why, but that may be the sexiest thing ever!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 78 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-78-by-malia-may-johnson/
