Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Booty booty booty. Choppin everywhere. Choppin everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you and you’re about to get penetrated. Ok?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“O. O. O. O. The one and only Orgasm O’s.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nice! I’m right there with the guy on the tv. My cost per orgasm is low because we have a lot of sex and a lot of orgasms. Good for us.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Part the ways for El Johnsono The Cooter Intruder.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My balls are too tired to generate jizz, and my dick is too tired to shoot the jizz. (5 minutes later) ………You feel like fooling around?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for not bait and switching me like how I got done in the past. You became more than I ever thought a wife and mother could be. That would be a major compliment for a human woman. I think it’s probably still a compliment for an alien woman like you. I meant it that way anyway.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t sleep. I need to quickie babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I still can’t sleep. I need another quickie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am still fucking all frustrated dick hard and shit. I need it again. It’s like all my frustration went to my balls because my body realized stress goes away through busting a nut.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Make finger fucking great again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You make me hard!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fuck it Malia. Fuck it. Let’s just fuck!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You want a baby? You got a baby!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That was a big blast. It just might have done the trick. Fingers crossed.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 76 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-76-by-malia-may-johnson/
