Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Doing what I love, you, leads to creating babies that I love. I love you to death. Yeah. That was a miss. Saying death even though it makes sense when talking about creating life, well, I just love you. Take it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This time I am going deep enough to hit your tail and prove once and for all that you are an alien. But I won’t tell anybody. Your secret will always be safe with me……Ya sexy fuckin alien!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Guess what? Were all alone? Wanna bone?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe, I have begun my initial decent into a nap. Do you want to snuggle up with me and take a nap?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know that old Mickey Avalon song “Dicks Like Jesus”? Well, a song needs to be written about your butt like that. “Asses Like Mary Magdalene”. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What that means is- I’m going to fuck you in the ass and you’re going to like it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your booty bunker protects my wiener from the elements of the outside world. On some level that makes sense.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you ready for the sing romance and do the dick dance action?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love really trying to jizz as much and as far up in you as possible when we’re trying to get pregnant. I even put my put my weight into it. Can you tell that I’m doing that or what?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know you was feistier than a mother fucker so now I gotta give you the business.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“She has a big ol’ butt. I said bigggg ol’ butt. Big! Big! Big! Bigggggg ol’ butt. And I love it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am ready for my favorite show. The Big Arsecapades.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Alls I know is you got the thickin for the stickin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are good hearted. Good butted. You know. You have all the essentials.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s nature pretty girl. It’s a bootialogical imperative. It can’t be argued. It’s biology. It’s in our nature. That was bull shit. The truth is, I want your body like nobody has ever wanted nobody. That’s 1000% my truth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 74 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-74-by-malia-may-johnson/
