Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Orgasm Orgasm Orgasm, Oi Oi Oi.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know you are my both. You are my love and my skeet material.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are absolutely glowing right now. I think this is the most beautiful I have ever seen you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You don’t have to sell me on it. I volunteer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am sure that I will be stressed to the max when I get home tonight and need and want to slay the shit out of you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you God for sex. I really love it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Every time our family keeps the kids, what happens? We fornicate like rabbits.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mood lighting….boom! Romantic music……boom! Rose peddles that kind of get in the way, but for some reason people do it…..boom! Things that do pleasurable things……boom! Chocolate dipped sexy food……boom! All of the booms…..boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and heaven hath no pleasure like a woman with baby fever or a woman that has a baby and has preggo horny hormones running wild.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Coochie smoochie for youchoochie?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Leave us alone for a night and now there’s clothes, sheets, sex fluids everywhere. Unbelievable!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What is the preggo hormone that makes you horny all the time again? It’s not sexytosin, but what is it?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It felt too good. My dick couldn’t hold out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Basically, you are the exact opposite of a boogerwoof.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well, my mood has certainly done a 180. Thank you sexy girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Imma go ahead and add that to the Malia is an alien list things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty gymnastics. Woo!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Why are you so good to me? You know I need you like crops need rain, right?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-52-by-malia-may-johnson/
