Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Where you at woman? I want to love bomb ya.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I volunteer to be your booty worship slave.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oh shit! The dook(duke) shoot? What, is it my birthday or something? Oh yeah, to celebrate the deal. A deal dook(duke) celebration.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Grabbing my dick is a FAAFO (Fuck Around And Find Out) move. Are you wanting to get got baby?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love it when you get this wet, but it really speeds up my nut busting time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have a light schedule today, so I am staying home with y’all. I am planning on spending time with the kids in the morning and fucking your mother fucking brains out all afternoon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You may have escaped for now, but I will catch you, and when I do, you will not escape! Until you have an orgasm that is. Then you can escape because we have to live our lives.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do not pull those panties up! Got time for a quickie babe?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t care if you put polka music on, this is going to be a special night together no matter what.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sweetheart, your brain is almost as big as your butt. I am sure you made a good decision. Now kiss me and forget about it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I refuse to move until you at minimum give me a kiss.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is not just an I’m horny boner. This is an I’m happy and horny boner.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is not possible to Neo Matrix move like that and be human. Add to that you are pregnant. Where is your alien id card? You can show it to me after sex if you want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m so hard and you are so soft. Make it make sense. I love you woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want some more of that alien booty before we go home.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“New girl next door outfit. I like it. Can we play now or was that only a preview?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 31 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-31-by-malia-may-johnson/
