MJ: Baby people are dropping like flies. 4 people that we know have died this month. I’m sad about it.
Malia: I know. I heard about Andy today. I’m sorry.
MJ: November is the dyingest month.
Malia: I would love on you and comfort you but I’m quarantined.
MJ: I know babe. I love you. If there is anything I can do for you let me know.
Malia: You can explain “It’s hot as balls!”, versus “It’s cold as balls!” When it’s hot you say- “It’s hot as balls!” When it’s cold you say – “It’s cold as balls!” Do you mean your balls, as in your balls on your body are hot or cold?
MJ: It’s my balls on my body temperature reading. When my balls are hot, It’s hot as balls!” When my balls are cold, “It’s cold as balls!”
Malia: Now I Know! My
MJ: Suck it woman!
Malia: I can’t. I’m in quarantine. Sorry bout it.
Side note- About 2 hours passed, and then the text messages pick up here…..
Malia: What was that Michael David Johnson?
MJ: I had to do it. I had to make sure you lived. It was an emergency!
Malia: Going down on me was an emergency? I have never heard of an oral sex emergency before, but wow, yeah, ok.
MJ: I saved your life!
Malia: It felt lifesaving!
MJ: If I wouldn’t have given you mouth to vagina resuscitation, we might we lost you.
Malia: Thank you for saving my life!
MJ: It was my pleasure.
Malia: And my pleasure!
MJ: I hope tongue and mouth therapy helped your COVID recovery.
Malia: It so did! I’m thinking about calling Dr. Fauci, to tell him tongue and mouth therapy, aka oral sex, is the cure for COVID.
MJ: Can you imagine what would happen if Dr. Fauci got on tv and announced oral sex was the cure for COVID?
Malia: People would be out in the street going down on each other. LOL!
MJ: I love you! How many more days in the quarantine?
Malia: I miss my family and I’m as horny as a prisoner that just got released from jail. You can’t be in quarantine and get pregnant. I’m coming out, so you can cum in.
MJ: When mommas happy everybody’s happy.
Malia: Uh huh
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