My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Malia May Johnson:
“When all that stress breaks loose in my nuts and shoots out of me, I feel like a new man. Laughter might be the best medicine, but sex has to be #2.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have everything I want and need on the romantic partner level and the mother of my kid’s family level. You have it all baby. You are my all!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your boobs move in all different directions, and they always give me an erection, not to mention, they match your beautiful cinnamon complexion.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In you. Out. In you. Out. In you. Staying in!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you for all of the good honest reasons, but I also love you for all the naughty dirty reasons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will forever remember today as three quickies day. What a great fuckin day!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I keep hearing that dating is dead out there. How sad. Dating is how we fell in love and look at what that turned into. Look at our happy family and how good we have it. Some of my best early memories of us are dating and mating.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t mind when you get jealous for no reason. It makes me feel loved in a weird sort of way. That said, you have nothing to worry about because nobody can match all that is you Malia May Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Michael David Johnson loves Malia May Johnson forever and ever. Kiss you now. Sex you later.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you ready this erotic scene to unfold?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am Father of The Year again. This highly respected father right here wants to bone the bejesus out of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The invention of inya time has to be right up there with the invention of the light bulb.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am willing to do whatever it takes. We may need to have a lot of sex. A LOT OF SEX. I’M TALKING ABOUT AAAALLLLOOOOTTTT OF SEX! With enough sex, we will have us a little Malia or MJ Jr very soon!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I noticed that your right arm muscles look more toned than the left. Do you think that’s because you use your right arm to jack me off a lot?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love quickies! I can’t imagine a world without them now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The trouser snake is hungry Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m gonna fold you up like a love letter from the 3rd grade.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Time to pipe you up big bootie cutie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“One fuck muscle jam session coming right up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Emergency bang drill! Get into the sex position as fast as possible!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That right there has inspired a dictionary full of booty nicknames. A new one just came to me right now. Backside pleasure treasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you need a cum button rubbing?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Does not compute. Does not compute. Slide to the side. Slide to the side.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am going to make love to you with my lips.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love busted up in you and when you drink the milk shake.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love your heart and your upside-down heart.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am not sure why some of the feisty things you do turn me on, but it does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Snuggling up with you sounds perfect about now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am invoking the beat till skeet rule.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You bet. I heard orgasms are trending right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look! It is a damsel in distress. Let me carry you to the bed where I can save you from a no orgasm day.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey. Whatcha doin? Need a box beatin?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got nothing but this hard dick for ya. It is what it is. I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What do I want? I want you to be more naked.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Kiss my dick. I would say ass butt a dick kiss is way more enjoyable.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You sure look pretty in your birthday suit Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Before I make this ridiculously grotesque orgasm noises and words combo, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bend over and grab them ankles, and I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Avenger The Terrible” assemble in Malia’s vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do not pull those panties up! Got time for a quickie babe?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t care if you put polka music on, this is going to be a special night together no matter what.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sweetheart, your brain is almost as big as your butt. I am sure you made a good decision. Now kiss me and forget about it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I refuse to move until you at minimum give me a kiss.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is not just an I’m horny boner. This is an I’m happy and horny boner.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is not possible to Neo Matrix move like that and be human. Add to that you are pregnant. Where is your alien id card? You can show it to me after sex if you want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m so hard and you are so soft. Make it make sense. I love you woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want some more of that alien booty before we go home.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“InagaddaMaliababy. Don’t you know that I’m about to be lovin on you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Squeeze it, grab, feel, kiss, rub, touch, love on, love in, and all that good stuff.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am so in the mood for a piece of you right now. You wanna?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am tired, but I would sleep better if we had a quickie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I like your new smell good perfume lotion combo of smell good. I have a senses boner right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How could I not be satisfied when you be grabbin them ankles at will?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I get turned on at random times sometimes. Almost anything can be in your mouth, and you be moving it around, or holding it up to your lips, and boom. I am hard as a rock.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your tits are tittacular.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Suckable toes is what you have.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I warned you fiftyleven times but you chose to ignore me. So now I am picking you up like this and taking you to the bedroom for the dick thrashing of your feisty ass life!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is nothing more beautiful and sexy than you when you are in your femininity.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Like that sex therapist chick said on that video- “Make her cum first and she’s good. Then you can go any time you want after that.” I got the order wrong, but I am still horny. Let’s bang some more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mouth hole go!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to kiss every single place on your body, and I don’t think I have kissed that spot before. Until now!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are gonna get it hard as fuck when we get home.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you and I thinking the same thing? Are we both thinking about me being inside you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is the best way to celebrate Father’s Day because doing this is how I became a father in the first place.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The world doesn’t make sense right now, but our family, our love, is the one thing that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That is called reverse commandoization. I didn’t have boxers on under my sweatpants because I knew you wanted to bang.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I just want to look at you. You are so incredibly beautiful that you don’t even realize how beautiful you really are.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Never condoms with the one you love. It makes no sense to rob your relationship of the deep bonding fluid mixing pare bonding awesomeness of the full-on pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Is it “Ass Taco Tuesday” yet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are summoning the Kragel cum woman. You are coaxing the deep nut out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s happening. I am starting a puju coup. Viva la Revolution!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have me asking myself- Does someone in the future really like me that much that they would send you back to indulge all of my sex fantasies? Are you a sex alien sent back through time and space to sexually satisfy me? You can tell me. Your secret is safe with me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are so damn sexy. I can honestly say I need you as much as I want you in any and all ways baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That ass right there has caused me to bust more nuts than I can count. To that I say, thank you God for my wife’s big beautiful buttocks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I see you have that devious look in your eye. You gonna back it up with actions or do I only get the devious look?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you put these old sheets on the bed so I could cum everywhere while we are having sex, and then you are going to put new sheets on after? In that case, I’m nuttin on everything.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for not being a fucking whore before we met. Making love, sex, whatever you wanna call it with the woman I love that I can pair bond with, that is beautiful, that I completely connect with on all levels, and then there is that big sexy ass. You Malia, are so fucking amazing I can’t put it into words.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is how you do me. You can’t leave yet. I want to make you cum first, so you don’t look at other bitches. Come over here so I can make you cum before you go.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you walk in here and I see your naked body in sexy motion, I have the right to at a minimum touch things, and at a maximum do anything and everything until we have orgasms. You walked in and made me hard. Now you have to make me soft via the sexy business woman”. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am about to impale that vagine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the reverse version. “I’m sorry. Want me to lick your vagina?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My favorite outfit you have is your birthday suit. If we didn’t have kids and security and other people at our house, I would try to keep you naked all the time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your vagina is the Vagina Lisa of vaginas. You know what I’m talking about? What I’m trying to say is your vagina is awesomesauce like the Mona Lisa painting hanging up in the place with the deal by the thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want you to catch me red handed with my hand in your nookie jar.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You whispering in my ear, “I love you” is enough to get me going.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I could go again. At least some more inya time. I would like to stay inside you. Cool?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are my sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Can you feel that? I can. It’s so horny in here. Are you horny too?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m in one of those do nasty hot pleasurable shit to you that will have you smiling for the rest of the week kind of moods.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m going to pound the shit out of you, but I’m going to hold your hand while I’m doing it. That way it’s hardcore sex but it’s also love making at the same time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t look at me. It’s your fault that I’m addicted to having sex with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“For full disclosure purposes, I love you like the angel that you are, but I am going to ram the living shit out of your ass for being so damn frustratingly feisty today.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mind if I fuck my frustrations out on you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Gagging while giving me head is romantic. XXX romantic.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Horniness is a problem we can solve together.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you naked under there? I hope you are. Come over here and give me a kiss so I can explore underneath your big Ric Flair robe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The romantic stuff. The rough stuff. All of it is love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Plump rump pounding coming soon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Touching. Kissing. Groping. Fingering. Romancing. Sexing. Nastying.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In other news, is my luscious misses in need of some kisses?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I approve of this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to kiss your neck while I am going deep in you my big booty queen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
A Letter To Michael David Johnson’s Dick by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/a-letter-to-michael-david-johnsons-dick-by-malia-may-johnson/
