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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson at Eiffel Tower in Paris France Photo

My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Malia May Johnson:

“When a man loves a woman, he will do what it takes to make her squirt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Of course! It wouldn’t be a full body massage if I didn’t massage your full booty, I mean body.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am so ready to roar all up in them guts.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Don’t ever feel self-conscious about your big booty grips. If I didn’t have grips to hold on to I could fall off the bed and break my neck. It’s a safety precaution, like a motorcycle helmet or something.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“There is a magical power in a high value, ride or die, down for whatever, forever, woman. You have that magical power in you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I wanna try something. If you like it, I’m calling it the “Squirt Like A Fountain Position.” It’s a working title.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Oh! Are you trying to take it down the gullet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Look at it. You can’t, but if you could and you were a guy, you would want to clap your cheeks too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You got skills woman. You drop that neck and hike that ass up okey doke me with the hot wetness.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Whatever it is in my mind I can’t figure out gets solved with post nut clarity. You give me that. Thank you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Wanna take those jiggly boobies to the movies.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Holy shit you don’t suck at sucking!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I’m gonna cum so much. Look out your mouth. Oh God!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Ow. Ow. It hurts so good like that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I was so wrong. Quickie bj’s are possible. Orgasm, oh, right nowoly shit that feels good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I have lost count of my orgasms today. There were many of them. Fist bump and a kiss for awesome sauce sexing me today.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Can we have sex again after this sex, because I know I will want to it again?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I can’t think right now. You are being feisty, and I have a boner so hard it hurts. Will you help me with those things?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Stop sucking my dick. I’m mad at you. Well, maybe keep going this time since you, well uhm, I’m gonna shut up because I don’t want you to stop.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Ok. I’m here to drop off cum for my baby crazy bride.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I wanna prove I’m not gay by fucking the holy hell out of you. With love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I finally get to have 2nd my favorite ins, in you in bed, after this long and frustrating day.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Yoga is the best adult stress relief activity? They should try having sex with you! That is stress relief! You know what I mean. Sex, not sex with you. Your sexy goodness is all mine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I’m just fucking with you. Wait. Now I’m just fucking with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Have you ever noticed how our bodies fit perfectly together? I could only ever be with you because everything wouldn’t feel right with someone else.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I love that I get both. You are classic beauty in public and a sexy video vixen type in the bedroom.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I fully support the MMOA (Make Malia Orgasm Again) movement.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Oh yeah, well, coochie smoochie to you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Pregnant taking back shots like a champ. Love the fuck it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Bang Malia Virginia. She always compromises. Loves babies and surprises. Wears high heels when I’m exercising her. She’s beautiful!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“No blue balls. No blue balls no.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Fuck my heart out? You Rocky movie quote stealing sex Goddess.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I can’t wait to get home and start hotdogging your buns.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Now would be a good time to slang your puss at me. I’m just sayin. That’s all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“No orgasm should be left behind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“When I’m sick and/or my allergies are driving me crazy, sometimes I St. Patrick’s Day green jizz you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I don’t care if I had the worst concussion ever and my brain was rattled to the maximum, I might forget everything else, but I would still remember your ridiculously sexy big bubble butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I can’t wait to cum. It’s right there at the edge. Where you want it? Babymaker or body? Your choice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Suck you now. Fuck you later. Kisses mixed in there as well? Say yes. Remember saying yes is empowering.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Excuse me miss, but you look like you could use some oral sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I want to visit Smashyourcheecks.com/now/hard/makeyoumoan/makeyoucum/ohmygodimgonnacumtoo/doesntthatsoundgood” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Going in one more round when you don’t think you can, that’s what makes all the difference in life? What is this a Rocky bang quote along?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Yo MJ! You did me? How many Rocky quotes are you going to steal today badussy queen?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Look at me. Malia Da Big Booty is in the house.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Thank you for organizing everything with our family to make sure things run smoothly, including making sure we have time for frequent sex. You are something else baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Commando. I’m not finished with you yet and I wanna make sure I have easy access when the time is right.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I can’t do just the tip because that is unfair to the rest of my penis.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“My philosophy about your body is if I am close enough to it to taste, I might as well do it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You know why you have no drone hoe worries. There are many reasons, but number one is no A.I. ass could ever match your human ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I know you are lying to me about being a human when you are really an alien from another planet. I’m not mad about it. Your alien booty is the fucking bomb.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Well since we are being all friendly and all, why don’t you be a sport and bend over and grab them ankles.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Are you prepared to be consumed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I want you here to start and the shower to finish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You do that as well as anyone on earth. I don’t know that for a fact, but I could make a damn good argument.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“We need to do it in that park over there before winter and there aren’t any leaves on the trees to hide our fornicating.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You always smell so damn good. Do you plan how you are going to smell for different situations? Do you have like a snuggle smell good go to and sex smell good go to, and things like that?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“If you want the dick dance, you gotta beg for the dick dance. I don’t just bring that out without popular demand for it. Oh no!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Now that you are pregnant and I can jizz anywhere again, when my balls are full, you gonna need an umbrella.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am so tired. You want sex from a zombie? Just FYI, you might get some snoring, some moaning, some expect the unexpected from the rim sleep session that is about to happen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Are you devil strip Akron making fun of me? Now we have to do it. Add sex on a devil strip in Akron to our places to have sex list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Where did this bed come from? How do we not know and this is our house? God made it appear for us to fornicate on. It is a blessing from the big man.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Same thing. A system of touches and rubs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“There is no one here but us and our security and they are off body. I want to bang over by the railing over there and jizz off the side. It will fly down 3 floors. Are you in for this mission or not Malia May Johnsonburger?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Sex in here echoes. Let’s try the next room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“The 5 stroke special is always on the menu. That is just a given at this point.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“We sex in 2 different states today. It was a good day.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I love it when you get this wet. Nothing feels better when you are wetter.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Give me some giga booty!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You know sometimes when you squirt, where does that jizz come from if you don’t have balls? Are you a sexy as fuck shapeshifter or what?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Open up baby. That’s where I need to be to be inside you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Oh my God you know how to turn a bad day good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I could watch you touch yourself all day. Holy shit that’s hot!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You don’t have enough emotional baggage to fill a thimble. You know what? I don’t care if you had a big amount of emotional baggage, because your big sexy butt would always be bigger than any emotional baggage you could have, and you can quote me on that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“#yourbigsexybuttmakesmedrool” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Don’t say a word. Uh huh. I see that little devilish grin on your face. You know what’s comin you little shit. Get over here and bend over.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I love you for non-physical reasons but damn the physical reasons are love causing too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Lay down on the bed and throw your legs in the air while I whisper sweet somethings in your ear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I am going to cum so much in you that your womb may overflow and your friggin kidney might get pregnant.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Yes! I love fucking you! Your vagina is my balls drain.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I’m fixin to tie you up in a sex pretzel.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I’m about to turn on some bump and grind music and get up in that ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I love it when you walk around naked. I hate it when you walk around naked but tell me you can’t right now because you have to get stuff done or you’ll go crazy. I am just going to stare at you and try to get your attention until you change your mind and come sex me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“That was one epic dick suck.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“That little number is so hot it it’s fire.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Dude, I gotta call you back. I’ve been trying to not make it obvious that Malia has been bjing me while we have been on the phone. I gotta scat. I want to have this orgasm with just her if you follow what I’m sayin my friend. Late.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“My melanated Malia, she’s the one for mea. Even a blind person could seea.”  Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Goooshaaaaaaaa!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Love the rub.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I want you to suck me off before we go, but you could have to redo your makeup depending on the blast radius.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Makes sense. Morning sickness leads to morning dickness.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You could lay there all day, and I run in a dick you down every chance I get?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Look at this badussy buster. G- damn jack hammer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-compilation-2-of-3-by-malia-may-johnson/

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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