Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“My tongue in your mouth and my dick in your vagina. Good!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No! You’re going to block Operation Booty Fire Hurricane aren’t you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“One good thing about me not having migraines anymore because of the new and improved neuro chip Doctor Frincke put in my head is we have more time for sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You have my dick convinced but I’m still pissy about it. I suppose you want me to dick you now, huh?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m all about baby makin but never down the gullet again is until then is just stupid.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I see you eyeing my balls for that baby batter. Alright, let’s go! Let’s get it out of me and into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yaga! In reverse on that ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You can make anything naughty. “Nip it in the bud.” “Nip it in the butt.” See what I mean?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you. Just thank you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia! Help! I have pre-nut no clarity and I want you so mother fuckin bad I can’t stand it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are all 31 flavors of you on the table?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have time for that, for intamaliacy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you see the thing by the a, the a, the I’m brain dead. I will be home. I want you before we go to bed. I need to get out the stress. You know what I mean?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex sounds good when you don’t have to muffle it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m not sure exactly how it happened, but it happened. I don’t see any reason why it has to stop happening. Do you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ready? You know what’s about to happen right? Damn right! It’s suplex into sex time!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That mighta got it. It felt like a lot coming out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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