Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Are your legs open? I’m fixin to run in there and dick dive into you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am in a giving mood. Are you in a taking mood?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You damn right I want a hawk tuah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Puno reverse card on you. Ready? Hawk tuah youa. Boom!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My dick is so far away from my lips, but somehow my dick gets hard from kissing you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wait. Don’t move. The swimmers might still be alive. I’ll dick scoop it in there just in case.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“A baby attempt before bed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Big booty lives matter. What, are you booty racist?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will be your sexual drug dealer. I have Poundacilin to fix your fix.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you say chorus or clitoris? Oh wow. You’re naked like that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You my wife. You my chick. You my side chick. You my all-in-one woman. And you are one hell of an all-in-one babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Number one, foreplay. Number two, sex. Number three, cuddle. Number two, sex again. Number three again, cuddling. Number four, back to food and family.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for supporting me while I was building the company up. It still means a lot to me to this day. I bought you something and I want to have sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am against no sex, and I am for sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know what rhymes with China? Vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your rear end is my friend.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will always side with you babe. I’m a permanent Malia sympathizer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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