Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with a shit ton of protein to help my balls generate more sperm for baby making. Speaking of, I got some sperm for ya if you want it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You bought a Pamela Anderson Baywatch swimsuit to swim and sex in the pool with me? Thank you God for this woman!”
“I love you wearing tight leggings. Shows off your mega bubble butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“All jokes and romantic sexy talk aside for a minute, you are the definition of the Proverbs 31 wife, and I love you to my core.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When we’re trying to get pregnant and you are in baby making heat, if I am about cum and you are 10 feet away from me, you Neo Matrix movie style levitate to sperm jack me. It’s sexy as hell, and if I’m being completely honest, it reaffirms my belief that you are a Species movie style human looking alien breeding broad. Yeah.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you’re offering the good lovin honey, I’ve got the time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“(Said in a sexy as f whisper) “Morning” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Uh uh. These are “Enhanced Foreplay Techniques” brought to you by the good folks at MJ The Terrible Pleasure LLC.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Where the fuck you goin? Only one nut was drained. I need seconds.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If I was Italian, what I would say is “Morea Malia fora meia”. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you want me to kiss it don’t hide. What’s wrong with you pretty girl?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready. Now go jizz go!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You got ya egg drop soup ready for my money shot? I love the way we sexy talk each other. Let’s get it on pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sexy business time?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Make a baby in you…..Uh!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No jizz for you! Just kidding.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Horny as f@ck! Horny like a prison inmate wants conjugal visits horny.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-66-by-malia-may-johnson/
