Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I think we should try to fuck a baby to life right now. What do you think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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“I’m here for my pune pune at noon appointment.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t think karma is that petty. I want to suck on you when I get home.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Stop capping. You have awesometism and mother fuckin know it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Happy National Hot Dog month! My hotdog loves you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you ready for a running dick dunk?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe, is your vagina in service today, because I want to use it. Yes or yes?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I lust you endlessly and love you forever!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are one sexy sigma dame.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You stink good babe. What perfume lotion combo you got going on my love?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are kissaliscious, lickalicious, tittalicious, nodgealicious, vaginalicious, bootylicious, and allliciouses. And maybe preggolicious now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You got the gnarly cooch? I know what that means. I will wait for you in the shower.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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