Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“We will have to add that to our 2024 duke shoot adventures.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Oops I fell over. I didn’t land on you by accident.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are a cutie with a big booty and a foodie. Winning!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I thought you knew already. My boundaries are very inclusive.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“FYI my balls are full. I’m gonna drowned your tonsils.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am going to kiss around and find out.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have got the dick flu. And your sexy big booty is the only medicine that will help.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Take what I am about to say the right way. It is meant out of unconditional love. Shut up and relax your mind. Momma needs a mental health love break.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This mission is a skin on skin contact mission for sure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yes! I am about to hit send and jump on your rea rend.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah. That went viral in my mind. Still brings a smile to my face.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Holy shit balls. I bet they nicknamed this the p@ssy buster at the factory. This thing could barely fit in a garage. Jesus Christ! This is bigger than the baby that just came out of you. The porn stores are selling dinosaur dicks these days. Gall darn cockus giganotosaurus this is. What the f@ck? It doesn’t fit in my pant leg for f@ck sake. If we are trying this, you better say goodbye to the kids first.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I loved when you said- More head, less headaches.” I love the head more for sure, but you saying it was hot as hell.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s initiative Tittacular 69. I will be rolling it out soon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t do it woman! You know I want it. If you enable me, you are gonna get got.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mammary gland. More like mammary glad.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 61 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-61-by-malia-may-johnson/
