Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Fuck yeah I got led in the pencil sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nice. Rhymes. Somehow your jiggle claps made sweet music to my ears and sex organ.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When the baby comes, no nookie for a while, so nookie max today, yeah?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I always love your booty, but right now I am red the fuck hot for it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ladies and gentlemen. My wife, Malia May Johnson. She has the brain of genius, the heart of a saint, and the booty of a Greek goddess.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Stop with sexy, or you’re going to get fucked.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wife…..your vagina has never looked finer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The “Get My Rocks Off To Rock Sex Session” was probably the best sing bang along physical fun time of my life.” Yeah it was.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t be mad at me for trying to catch you with your panties down.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Me hooking up with my wife culture is extremely popular with me. You understand.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sexy! I like it! You expanded your repertwat.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When my job is stressful, your booty is restful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Isabella, you up in there? Come on out. We can’t wait to meet you. Let’s not tell her I did that. You know what I mean.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have dick stroke donations for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank God my wife doesn’t have sand vag! Did you hear that shit? Yikes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You and our babies are the cure for worry and stress. This right here doesn’t hurt either.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Third leg lovin incoming in 2 minutes or less.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Because you are tender with a tenderloin fit for my groin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Tell me something good bad ass with a big ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The perception of you and the real you are on point. You are the awesomest alien woman I have ever known. You are the only alien woman I know, but you’re awesome. Take the compliment and let’s watch the new Aquaman movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Legs and bacon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You what? Fickle suck my pickle?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are my rib Malia May Johnsonburger!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hallelujah for giant preggo bazongas!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“MAGA: Malia’s Amazing Gargantuan Ass” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 59 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-59-by-malia-may-johnson/
