Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Every kiss begins with Malia May.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s a stress free, philosophy, Hakuna Matitty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fuck it! I got 10 minutes. I’m breaking that water! Get them legs open sexy girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When little Isabella comes out and we’re at the hospital, they need to check your ears, because I said ass queen, a compliment, not ice queen, a diss.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s because you’re a fucking alien. A vagina doesn’t go back to suction cup tight like yours does after giving birth to multiple babies and especially not after giving birth to twins. A normal woman would have Stretch Armstrong vagina. I ain’t mad at it though. You know I love you to pieces alien baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Commando of my God you’re ready to go down there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty of contempt of cock.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My pleasure, literally.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wrong sexy woman! I am not a words philosopher. I am a touch feelosopher.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Run Malia run. I’m trying to bang you. Run Malia run. I want your pune tang. Run Malia run. My boner is meant for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t run away woman. I want to do things to you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got 20 minutes. You wanna give breaking your water another go?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I beyond support that. I am a full-on activist for kissing you, hugging you, loving on you, loving in you, holding you, and you know, shock and awe romanticaling you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What’s up sexy hoo-ha haver.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got it, I got bad. When you’re naked I want your butt crack.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s time for Booty Study. Let’s open your Booty to the Book of Bangicus and commence.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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