Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“I busted so hard I have a headache.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you in for some butt stuff?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“And the horny man said, bend over, bend over.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Head shoulders knees and toes. Head, boobs, butt, and touch your toes. My mind is in a horny place. I need it babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You just wrote your name on my dick. Interesting. When I get back, we should definitely play hide your name once or twice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Burning desire” does not look burning like fire. Burning desire looks wet like water.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Blow your back out? Passion to the early dawn?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That “Better Than Sex” cake might be better than cake, but there is no way it is better than sex. I do love the name though.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That is way too far. What I have in mind will work just fine in this closest right here.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Jizzle jizzle baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Soft couple Sunday?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is so nice. It is impossible not to be happy when we are all tangled up like this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No, I know. Only an alien woman calls her vagina a portal like that. But you don’t have to worry. Your secret is safe with me baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your butt is exuding a sexuality that can’t be explained with words and it needs to be addressed.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If I guess the name of the alien planet you came from, you know, like Superman came from Krypton, will you tell? You can tell me ya, know? It’s Bootytron isn’t it? Yes or yes?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 57 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-56-by-malia-may-johnson/
