Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Me Tarzan here to clap Malia Jane’s cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia Jane no run from Tarzan. Tarzan want give Malia Jane pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t give up on it quite yet. I think we can triage this into something pleasurable. Hold please.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You got a baby bump, I gotta hump. I don’t know, but sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you practicing vaginal sexual experience Mrs. Johnson? That is a crime in the relationship sexosphere. That’s what I heard. Is that what you heard?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will wait 10 then rush in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Agreed. Wanna have sex in now?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah baby! Fire hydrant blast! That was friggin awesome!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What? You want a nude bonding experience? I think that is a great idea my love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This has been the week of quickies. A quickie a day keeps the blue balls away.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I like. My wife’s a hot chick.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“All I think about is…..Do you like popsicles?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My oral skills are only so good because your love box is so enjoyable to do oral on.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What in the no fuck? Why not the fuck? The fuck?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your ass is too big to fail, to fail to get me off that is.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 50 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-50-by-malia-may-johnson/
