Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ain’t nothin’ but a booty thang baby. MJ The Terrible goin crazy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know I can’t resist the soapy booty.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s like my friggin slogan. Leave no chance to have sex with you behind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You heard me you junk in the trunk badonkadonk sexy fine feline.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I said butt sex! Butt sex! Buuuuutttttt sssseeeexxxxx! Butt fucking sex! One more again…..BUTT SEX!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love that I am the only guy that’s run through you. The physical connect I feel with you is powerful as f@ck!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What’s that? You want me to throw some MJalingus on you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I may be a puneatic, but I am a your puneatic!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am not gonna lie. My agenda is to my dick up in ya.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Where did you come from and how did you get in bed naked so fast?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Before this it was just a decent Tuesday. Now it is Super Tuesday, my version of a Super Tuesday anyway.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“For the record, this is how I know you are an alien. Brushing your teeth, riding me, holding your phone, and making a post it note. No reggo preggo could multitask like this.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Your parts are like the Axis of Orgasm to me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Our 12 year anniversary is coming up. My dick is already up. Get in this bed woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Where there is naked you, there is horny me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You’ve been covert fore playin with me for hours. I was maximum hard. I wouldn’t be surprised if we found jizz drops on the other side of the room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
:”Your vagine looks like it’s cryin. Poor thing. Let me plug it up for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 48 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-48-by-malia-may-johnson/
