Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Don’t discount my abilities pretty girl. I can sing and dick swing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t help it. It’s evolutionary biology. Me want Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Said in a whisper…”Fuck on the new futon?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Nice reverse “just the tip” move Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you beyond all human imagination my goddess mother of my children angel on earth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You make my penis feel good.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The best hump is when you have the baby bump.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You could build a house with this G spot jack hammer.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love the bangs. Your bangs make me want to bang you. I start with a kiss for now though.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Good morning Goodyear Blimp butt. I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yyyyyeeeeessssssss Malia May Plumper Dumper Johnson. How can hold or help or hump you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Before I even set one foot on the floor to start the day, I want you to know that I choose you today, and every day.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What are the odds if I went deep in your ass that I would find an “Infinity Stone” while I was in there?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This is a sextravesty of justice. I have been buttboozled by the sexy woman right there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am declaring this a sex space.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you to what’s hanging off your back, because it drains my nut sack.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am always the one that has to go, not you. Now I know how you feel when I have to go all the time. It sucks. I’m sorry babe, but you know I gotta do it, and I know you gotta do it this time. That said- Don’t go! Stay here in my arms forever baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Is homey lover friend an acceptable answer or what? I quit until you show me some skin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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