Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My balls are not blue anymore. Don’t check that off your list because I want to do you some more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you’re hard up I have time to clap your cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t remember. Inya time has vagitized my brain.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s black history month and black future month. You are my future, and you are black. I love you babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is no alien history month but I would celebrate it if there was because you are a sexy alien. You won’t admit it but it’s obvious you’re an alien because you are always doing shit that is way superior to other human women.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You were only wearing one piece of clothes. Hot damn!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I know you don’t hold out. You hold in. That’s why we get pregnant two seconds after you give birth. The whole world is having a population crisis, but at Casa De Johnson, we are having a baby boom.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t tell the difference. Take it off and let me kiss up on you a little bit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s some sexy alien shit! We’re not a BWWM relationship. We’re in a BAWM relationship. Because you’re a freakin alien!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got time. I need a shower with you in it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“After seeing all that, I’m hard as f@ck.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m not worried about it post nut clarity. My stress must have shot out with my orgasm.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are good at the physical pleasing. You are also good at the mental pleasing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have an urge to merge. Is now or now a better time for that?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 46 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-46-by-malia-may-johnson/
