Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You are mother fuckin incredible! Add Nemours de DuPont to the quickied list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am glad we went on a surprise road trip, and I got to bust a nut in a DuPont girl at the DuPont house. More than anything I am glad that DuPont girl married me and became a Johnson.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What’s up snuggle buddy?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“From your lips to God’s ears but kiss me first.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you in the most honorable way imaginable, and the most lustful way conceivable.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If our kids weren’t with us I would quickie the fuck out of you in your Granddaddy’s old house right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well, one thing is for sure, you have the biggest booty of any Du Pont woman ever.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In a family filled with flat backs, you were blessed with all that back there. Good for you. Good for me to.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Abstinence makes my dick grow harder.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will be home to filet you soon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t just think of you as a sex object. I think of you as an everything object.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have been through so many legal situations I could probably get an honorary law degree. That said, I filed articles of impeachment against your clothes, so they will have to be removed.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hey yeah. In Delaware, Malia wears sexy underwear.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Amazing ass. How sweet thy face. Even if I was blind, I could see that. Please forgive me God for sexualizing your song.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Babe! I want to engage in some coochitree. What’s up with your cooch at the moment?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yeah. I got it. I got the duke shoot fever. Sue me. Better yet, suck me pretty devil woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are we going to have a love recession? We shouldn’t let that happen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“With all this time, we’re going rounds.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I would have paid your family a dowry for you like in the olden days. I was broke when we first got together, but I would have. Just wanted you to know that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 45 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-45-by-malia-may-johnson/
