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How Dare You Michael David Johnson!

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Michael David Johnson,

How dare you date me!

How dare you fall in love with me!

How dare you travel with me!

How dare you marry me!

How dare you have children with me!

How dare you raise a family with me!

How dare you protect our family!

How dare you provide for our family!

How dare you love me the way I want to be loved!

How dare you fulfill me!

How dare you create cute foreplay things that I love like hump hugs!

How dare you take care of me when I’m sick!

How dare you be my soul mate!

How dare you be my best friend!

How dare you provide my life with stability! (When you are not MJ The Terribling, but I know trouble would find you anywhere.)

How dare you be my person to lean on when I need it!

How dare you hold me and tell me that everything will be okay!

How dare you turn a planned family staycation into an unplanned family vacation! Is it enough to just talk about a place with you? Nope! Because you may at the spur of the moment randomly load us all up and take us to that place, because- “It’s just a hop skip and jump from here and it’s our families history. Who wants to go see Mommy’s families old house? Let’s go!”

How dare I how dare you because you are the Prince Charming loving man of my dreams that I have wanted since I was 5 years old!

How dare I waste any more time how daring when I could be spending quality time with our family!

I love you Michael David Johnson!


Malia Johnson

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About Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, founder of Masters of Money LLC, is a world-famous computer hacker, marketer, entrepreneur, and adventurer. You can say what you want about me but I'm the guy that does the jobs that have to get done. "Don't settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It's better to get paid than be right. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can't rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don't waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.
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