Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You know the drill. Grab them ankles.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can predict your future. You are about to have an orgasm.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Inya time is physical connection at its finest.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Hard way to the Poon Tang Zone.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Escalation to sex sounds inevitable.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I got nothing but this hard dick for ya. It is what it is. I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What do I want? I want you to be more naked.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Kiss my dick. I would say ass butt a dick kiss is way more enjoyable.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You sure look pretty in your birthday suit Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Before I make this ridiculously grotesque orgasm noises and words combo, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are so damn sexy. I can honestly say I need you as much as I want you in any and all ways baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That ass right there has caused me to bust more nuts than I can count. To that I say, thank you God for my wife’s big beautiful buttocks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I see you have that devious look in your eye. You gonna back it up with actions or do I only get the devious look?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you put these old sheets on the bed so I could cum everywhere while we are having sex, and then you are going to put new sheets on after? In that case, I’m nuttin on everything.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t know what I would do without you. Probably beat my dick off. I’m glad you are such an awesome all-around wife. You should teach classes. Whatever you charged would be worth it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This room has not been sexed in. Put it on the up next list.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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