My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 3 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“If you have time later to cuddle naked your wife would really like that.” Malia May Johnson
“I want to bring your hottest fantasies to life.” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, it is enjoy the wagon I’m draggin Wednesday. That’s for you.” Malia May Johnson
“When you want that, I gotcha covered.” Malia May Johnson
“Also, when you want the other that, I gotcha covered there as well.” Malia May Johnson
“I am so never letting you go!!! As soon as we are alone when you get home you are getting the best blow job of your life! I knew how lucky I was to have you as my husband, but this has been another big reminder of how lucky I am.” Malia May Johnson
“You will leave our bedroom with an unfried brain and all your needs met. Have a good day until I make it a great day at 3:30. I love you and bye” Malia May Johnson
“I do, but I’m tired. You drive. I’ll go along for the ride. K?” Malia May Johnson
“If you put your wiener in my hymen, I will give you a baby diamond.” Malia May Johnson
“Oh, I am mad, but I want pleasure. If you pleasure me well enough, I will go back to happy wife mode.” Malia May Johnson
“If nothing else happens during these baby making attempts, so much stress was relieved.” Malia May Johnson
“As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson
“I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I didn’t like it. Back to normal happy lots of sex us.” Malia May Johnson
“Kiss me right here. Kiss me right there. Kiss me everywhere. Kiss me. kiss me. Kiss me.” Malia May Johnson
“Suck each other Sunday has officially commenced.” Malia May Johnson
“Do you wanna get one off real quick to relieve the blue balls pressure?” Malia May Johnson
“Come on up so I can engulf your large swollen blood gorged man handle.” Malia May Johnson
“Tie me down and use me at your will.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m just going to go bask in my post orgasm bliss now.” Malia May Johnson
“Do me a sexy favor and rub my back…..with your c@$k!” Malia May Johnson
“You are a natural born oral sex prodigy.” Malia May Johnson
“Dick dance with my G-Spot!” Malia May Johnson
“Dirty talk gets me 10% extra baby making sperm I’m guessing. That’s why I give Daddy all the dirty when I know he wants it. I love you Daddy!” Malia May Johnson
“Are you thinking about why your dick should be in me as much as I am?” Malia May Johnson
“Come get me pregnant” Malia May Johnson
“Quickies are 5 minute sex medicine.” Malia May Johnson
“Rub me out. Rub me in. Just rub me Daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“You make my vagina wet and tingly.” Malia May Johnson
“Find me. Please me. Sex me cyber man.” Malia May Johnson
“Wow! You went all out. I don’t know where thing goes or what it does.” Malia May Johnson
“One of my favorite feelings in the world is when I feel your cock pulsate when you cum.” Malia May Johnson
“Did you know that almost 50% of men have not had sex in a year? I guarantee that will never be you.” Malia May Johnson
“My vagina would like to know if your cock can come out and play.” Malia May Johnson
“Come hit that bottom and make me squirt and shit.” Malia May Johnson
“To you, skeet, skeet, skeet.” Malia May Johnson
“Uhm……Lick it before you stick it?” Malia May Johnson
“Go all over me. Yeah. Oh yeah.” Malia May Johnson
“If you stay in bed, I’ll give you head.” Malia May Johnson
“#blisscouple” Malia May Johnson
“When you tease me until I get so worked up and wet, and then you bang the hell out of me, I freakin love that!” Malia May Johnson
“This is about to be a childhood book adaptation into sexy business moment. I will suck. And I’ll suck. And I’ll blow my man good.” Malia May Johnson
“MJ, you rocked your wife’s world today! I don’t know what else to say but thank you and I love you so much it squirts! I mean hurts. LOL! XOXO!!!” Malia May Johnson
“Malia May Johnson, reporting for sex duty.” Malia May Johnson
“If you ever have ed, I will find a way to fix your ed. I will get that thing hard. You can bet on it.” Malia May Johnson
“Stop moving around. I want to give you a mouth hug.” Malia May Johnson
“If you don’t have anything to do, why don’t you come reach for the back of my insides with your man pipe?” Malia May Johnson
“The kids won’t be here for about 45 minutes and there is a bed in this house. Wanna fool around Daddy?” Malia May Johnson
“Thank you for putting up with me. I try to make up for my flaws by sucking and sexing you anytime you want, and feeding you good meals, and sucking and sexing you, and I really try to make your life easier and happier. I love you!” Malia May Johnson
“I promise to always be your cock please and not your cock tease.” Malia May Johnson
“I would never share you with another women! I want all of the orgasms you wanna give.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t know the squirt formula. When it happens, it happens, and it feels freakin awesome!” Malia May Johnson
“Look at all the water on the floor. I am glad we are alone. This would be a kid catastrophe. We can keep going and worry about the water on the floor later, right?” Malia May Johnson
“The door is locked! Fuck me!” Malia May Johnson
“Lick me low lover. Tongue my twat. Please?” Malia May Johnson
“Possible squirt alert.” Malia May Johnson
“This is a weird angle. I like it. I can cum from it.” Malia May Johnson
“I want it sooooo bad! Fuck me hard!” Malia May Johnson
“Is it sex organs out Saturday already? Give me a minute and yah that.” Malia May Johnson
“Stay inside me and lets just be like this for a while.” Malia May Johnson
“I need your ding-a-ling!” Malia May Johnson
“Happy spouse, happy house, come over here so I can use my mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“I hate my clothes when I’m around you. I hate your clothes too.” Malia May Johnson
“You can’t have happiness without penis.” Malia May Johnson
“Aim for my womb and shooootttttt!!!!!” Malia May Johnson
“Heads I get tail. Tails I get head.” Malia May Johnson
“If we are being specific, not all positions are “Up the ass” positions. Some positions are “Down the ass” positions.” Malia May Johnson
“Lick my femininity!” Malia May Johnson
“Mr. Johnson…….Do you want to sexual energy exchange wiff me?” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t usually squirt. I think it’s like 1 in hundred sex times. When I do squirt though, you can know that you put in a VIP performance.” Malia May Johnson
“See this look I’m giving you right now? This is the look of I want your cock. Now what are you going to do about it?” Malia May Johnson
“I like riding you when I am pregnant because I know the amount to rub while I’m riding. It’s hard to explain, so I’m just going to do it, and all you have to do is let me do it. That’s it.” Malia May Johnson
“Did you hear my jaw pop? Oh my God! If I break my jaw sucking your dick, you better think of a clean and wholesome explanation of how my jaw got broken you can tell the medical staff by the time we get to the hospital.” Malia May Johnson
“Pregnancy sex feels so intense and good. I cum and cum. I love pregnancy sex. If I wasn’t a classy lady and future PTA mom, I would so put a bumper sticker on the back of my new Caddy that says something like- “Preggo sex is best” or something like that.” Malia May Johnson
“Have you been taking performance enhancing sex drugs, because you jizzed over the headboard and onto the wall.” Malia May Johnson
“Do I need to drop that neck?” Malia May Johnson
“You could thick dick Thursday me.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, I can’t find my G spot. Will you help me look for it?” Malia May Johnson
“Jerking and sucking you off at the same time lets you know I am enthusiastic about getting your cum to explode out of you.” Malia May Johnson
“All of the symptoms were there on Tuesday night that you were going to have a migraine on Wednesday (Bedroom Quarantine Day), but you did not have one. Instead, you took me to new heights of pleasure and satisfaction…..WOW!!!” Malia May Johnson
“Oh my God I’m gonna cum! What? Guys say that all the time in movies and porn. I was just trying it on to see how it fits from the girl perspective. I realize it makes more sense for guys to say it.” Malia May Johnson
“You are getting some because you found a way to make all of the annoying stuff you do cute.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t know about that, but I do know that sex makes your day better.” Malia May Johnson
“The build up to the orgasm is just as important as the orgasm, because the build up to it is what determines how powerful the orgasm will be.” Malia May Johnson
“You don’t have to feel bad when you quickie me and move on to the next thing you have to do. Quickies are fun for me to. I love quickies baby!” Malia May Johnson
“Remember when I put the condom on you, and we had sex while you were wearing the condom? When we finished you said, and I quote- “I enjoyed it, but it does not feel anywhere in the same ballpark as good as no condom sex.” Like little man used to say, “One mo”. All I want is one mo baby Daddy! Baby me one more time. It will be fun. I promise. I will do everything you like and more to achieve the objective!” Malia May Johnson
“We should take a picture of your cum then. That is the only way we are going to be able to tell if it really is a “Record amount”. Don’t look at me like that. I’m serious. I’ll start a Jizz Pics album for future reference if you want me to.” Malia May Johnson
“When I choke sucking your wiener, I am choosing your wiener over breathing! That should freakin tell you how much I want your wiener, so shut your mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“I know I’m not going to get pregnant the first time we have sex after we have a baby. That’s why we are going to have constant nonstop sex until I do get pregnant.” Malia May Johnson
“I am so wet. I hope you can feel how wet I am even though we’re in the shower.” Malia May Johnson
“I get off on how good it feels to push you deep into my mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“Watching your facial expressions as I lick and suck you is so erotic.” Malia May Johnson
“Your joystick is hard. Can he come out and play?” Malia May Johnson
“You know I am going to give your balls some lovin while in the neighborhood. It would be impolite of me to ignore them.” Malia May Johnson
“As you are getting close to orgasm, the anticipation of when you are going to cum stimulates me to suck you deeper and faster.” Malia May Johnson
“I thrive on making you cum so hard. I love to give you pleasure.” Malia May Johnson
“I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like, so let’s wear what we like and be done with it.” Malia May Johnson
“I may not know what it’s like to be you, but I know what it’s like for you to be inside of me, and I know that feels amazing!” Malia May Johnson
“I love sucking you more than licking, but I like licking you to. Do you like when I suck or when I lick you more? Malia May Johnson
“Let’s start with you in my mouth. K?” Malia May Johnson
“The fight fuck, fight fuck relationship model has been successful since forever. Where it goes wrong is when the fighting outweighs the fucking. But, like us, where the fucking way outweighs the fighting, that’s the formula for success right there.” Malia May Johnson
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