My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I miss your hugs. Specifically my vagina hugging your penis.” Malia May Johnson
“I just want to be loved and made love to by you for the rest of my life.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex is like money, only to much of it is enough.” Malia May Johnson
“The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ.” Malia May Johnson
“I suck, but I also swallow. I wanna do cute things with you baby like scratch your back and make you cum.” Malia May Johnson
“I am sweaty and probably stinky down there at the moment, and this place has a strong cedar woody moldy kind of scent to it. So, I’m going to take a rain check on the go down on me part, but I will take all of the dicking you want to give me.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m serious. I know a lot of girls don’t like to do it because they feel like it’s degrading, but not me. We’re married and I appreciate you and everything you do for our family. And it turns me on. I love hearing you moaning because of what I’m doing. It makes me feel sexy. I love turning you on, and making you grow and get hard and stuff. I love having you at my pleasure mercy, and I love pleasing you, and I love you!” Malia May Johnson
“I just want you to be fucking sexually fucking satisfied! O-fucking-k? Now come fuck your mother fucking wife for fuck sake!” Malia May Johnson
“I finally realized I didn’t have to hide my flaws and pretend, because I knew no matter what, your love for me would never end. I know you only want what’s best for me. It’s funny what you think about when you breastfeed. Through life and your near death, our lives have become intertwined. I cum so hard when you take me from behind!” Malia May Johnson
“I can’t help it. I am so in love with you, and I love the way you make me feel high.” Malia May Johnson
“I will___________ fill in the blank. I will do naughty whatever you want daddy!” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t know how it works. You are my sex man and tech support. Can you figure out how to use it please?” Malia May Johnson
“You are attractive, and I want to get active.” Malia May Johnson
“The more babies I have, the more curvaceous I get. So put a baby in me if you want my butt that you love to get even bigger.” Malia May Johnson
“You kiss me so passionately that I can’t help but rip your clothes off and have sex with you.” Malia May Johnson
“If you want something use words. Otherwise, I’m just going to suck your dick.” Malia May Johnson
“Jack can go hammer his own chick. It is your job to hammer me.” Malia May Johnson
“I am here to touch on something, grind on something, rub on something. You know what I’m sayin.” Malia May Johnson
“I know how much you love it when I’m in baby making heat and I beg you for sex.” Malia May Johnson
“”And there my legs go. Filler up with baby making goop please.” Malia May Johnson
“I have my temptress outfit on, and I am in the mood to do all of your favorite things.” Malia May Johnson
“All I have on is make up, sexy red lipstick and my f@ck me pumps. Get here quick and work me good daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“The baby batter extraction expert is ready to extract. You will like all of the extraction activities I have planned for you.” Malia May Johnson
“I can hear them in there. They are saying- “Let us loose! We can find the egg and impregnate a bitch.” Well, you are in luck swimmers, cuzz you are about to have that chance!” Malia May Johnson
“I am going to suck the soul out of your pole.” Malia May Johnson
“Our new bedroom motto- “Breed unless I bleed!” Malia May Johnson
“Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! I’ll stop saying that now.” Malia May Johnson
“I did not include any pictures of the bedroom because I want to give you a personalized tour of that area of the house myself. ;)” Malia May Johnson
“Yeah. Foreplay not needed.” Malia May Johnson
“I will give my all to drain your balls but the guest house needs to be our sex destination.” Malia May Johnson
“Because I don’t have to whisper moan. I can moan as loud as I want to and fully enjoy our romp. You got a problem with that mister?” Malia May Johnson
“After all, Sundays are for worship.” Malia May Johnson
“I googled naughty messages for him. This one was in Japanese, but I bet it says something like, I want to do erotic things with you until you cum so hard you will never forget what I do to you. Now come get some! ムチムチ秘書]が社長の僕に豊満なカラダ見せつけてき⇒ムニュムニュえちえち御奉仕残社長こんな場所で社員達に見られちゃいまぅ…” Malia May Johnson
“I am not done yet. You still seem stressed. I will get you centered with this and this.” Malia May Johnson
“What? I was thinking about when you were taking me from behind earlier and blanked out. Say it again please.” Malia May Johnson
“Yep! Shower sex! Let’s get dirty while we’re getting clean.” Malia May Johnson
“Only you would think- “If you had invisibility powers you would want to have a quick with me in a big crowd.” I would do it, but holy shit it would be embarrassing if the invisibility wore off while we were doing it.” Malia May Johnson
“I love your man meat!” Malia May Johnson
“Send it.” Malia May Johnson
“Are you ready for the me?” Malia May Johnson
“When you have time today, I want you to viciously pipe me down. Okay? Okay.” Malia May Johnson
“No way! Come back here mister.” Malia May Johnson
“When did you become a porn photographer? If you beat off to any of the pictures, will you tell me which ones? I don’t know why I want to know but I do.” Malia May Johnson
“You perform during 90’s R&B music sexy business. 90’s R&B music for the orgasm win!” Malia May Johnson
“I think that is the first time we have had sex where we didn’t see each other. #ghostsex” Malia May Johnson
“I love what you told me about sex and making love. That you learned how to have sex by watching porn, but you learned how to make love by making love to me.” Malia May Johnson
“Cum so hard I don’t have a period for 9 months. Give it to me baby. I want it bad.” Malia May Johnson
“Hold on a minute. I need to have a conversation with your wiener right quick. Mr. Wiener, I have been your shooting gallery for months, and am I pregnant? Nope! Maybe I didn’t make myself clear during our last conversation. To be clear, you have an open invitation to access me anytime you want. So……get up in this and knock a bitch up already!” Malia May Johnson
“Gulp. Gulp! Gulp it up!” Malia May Johnson
“The feeling of a good ass f@cking is an unbelievably good, naughty, but good thing.” Malia May Johnson
“How he said it sounds gross. Romance novels make it sound better. They would say something like, “As a satisfied look overtook her glistening face.” Malia May Johnson
“I always get a burst of energy after swallowing. I think I am swallowing some Adderall in your jizz stream. That’s why.” Malia May Johnson
“You got me feelin euphoric baby. Yeah, all kinds of endorphins are going off in this girl right here.” Malia May Johnson
“How are you and your balls and your shaft doing?” Malia May Johnson
“You must be extremely horny.” Malia May Johnson
“That is not my neck, but I’ll take it.” Malia May Johnson
“I will tell you if you lay here with me and get handsy.” Malia May Johnson
“I call that the udder treatment.” Malia May Johnson
“I have a feeling that you need sexual healing, maybe it’s me, maybe it’s we. I don’t know.” Malia May Johnson
“Just let me suck your dick! What is wrong with you?” Malia May Johnson
“I already have my sexy Natashka outfit on. Dasvidome when you get here. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Attack my naked body honky….that I love.” Malia May Johnson
“Thank you for letting me dye your hair to see what you will look like in 10 years. You look so fuckable. I am wet. Pull your dick out Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“When you retire think about all of the fun things we can do. Yeah, new levels of fun will be had.” Malia May Johnson
“You with gray hair is irresistible. Wanna go again?” Malia May Johnson
“Quiero darte una mamada. That is, I want to give you a blow job in Spanish.” Malia May Johnson
“I might break my neck but you’re worth it. Spinner!” Malia May Johnson
“I built it all by myself, with only a little bit of help from Mr. Pete. By a little bit of help, I mean the whole thing, but Brittany took a picture of me working on it so that I could tell you I built it, and you would be proud of me. Let’s have sex on the table I built to christen it. Then we can clean it and use it for stuff. Ok, naked us now.” Malia May Johnson
“I screwed on this table in two ways today. I screwed a screw and I got screwed by you. Screwed in a good. Kiss me and I love you bye.” Malia May Johnson
“Affection will never become a lost art in this house.” Malia May Johnson
“I love that for me.” Malia May Johnson
“Shhhh. Slow down. We need to be stealth for this to work. No noise. Slow motion until you cum, okay?” Malia May Johnson
“Five more minutes laying here with me and then you can go back to all that stupid national security stuff that takes you away from me.” Malia May Johnson
“Wanna be my human dildo?” Malia May Johnson
“You know what you did. You were supposed to make an honest woman out of me, but instead you made me your sex slave. I see how it is.” Malia May Johnson
“You sweaty balls havin, paint the wall with jizz, skeetster!” Malia May Johnson
“Don’t fuck with me then, but you can fuck me.” Malia May Johnson
“You should probably jam it in my mouth so I shut the fuck up. Just kidding, but not really.” Malia May Johnson
“Show me your ass you say. I say, okay daddy, and sex breaks out. True story.” Malia May Johnson
“Moaning is the sound of stress leaving the body.” Malia May Johnson
“This is that, but you do it in me. Wanna try it?” Malia May Johnson
“All I am is your sex slave and baby birthing machine. I am happy though, so keep doing what you’re doing, okay?” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t care if you’re tired. You shouldn’t have rubbed me and done things. Now you have to finish the job. Get those pants off. Let’s go.” Malia May Johnson
“Good job flicking and licking. I enjoyed every flick and lick!” Malia May Johnson
“Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson
“Lay down inside me daddy. It feels so good when we’re connected.” Malia May Johnson “You make me gush like a geyser.” Malia May Johnson
“It doesn’t hurt stop. It hurts naughty good, go. So, keep going. Yeah. Go like that.” Malia May Johnson
“Get behind me. Grind me. Get all up inside me.” Malia May Johnson “Kiss me like you mean it and f@&k me like you need it.” Malia May Johnson
“I am a your dick addict for reals.” Malia May Johnson
“Whoa. It’s like the Bend Me Over 500 around here today. Eww yeah. Gimme that dick. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” Malia May Johnson
“I will make you explode into a whole new level of satisfaction.” Malia May Johnson
“Oh, it’s Tittie Tuesday? How on earth could I have forgotten? How forgetful of me. Here ya go, all my titties to you Tuesday.” Malia May Johnson
“Well rub a dub dub, get naked wif me in the tub.” Malia May Johnson
“Yes! Get it out baby. Oh yeah. I can feel it. Doesn’t that feel better? All that stress and tension is all gone now.” Malia May Johnson
“When I’m big hair don’t care, lots of cleavage, I’m advertising to you that I want the business. It’s sex psychology 101 + 69 + 99 + a 1 in a 0. I don’t know. What I do know is I want a baby.” Malia May Johnson
“Why don’t you take some of that big dick energy you have a knock your wifey up.” Malia May Johnson
“I hate COVID! Having COVID is blocking me from getting pregnant.” Malia May Johnson
“Big booty girls, don’t be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies.” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, when we are trying to get pregnant, I am just like the washing machine. When you’re not doing anything, you should throw a load in me.” Malia May Johnson
“Me horny. Me horny. Me. Me. Me horny. Me wanna love ya long time.” Malia May Johnson
“It’s simple. Your loads go in. Cute babies come out. Get with the program Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m dreamin about your semen! I want a baby inside me baby! Help me do dat pwease Daddy?” Malia May Johnson
“I love it when you French kiss my lips. On my face or between my legs.” Malia May Johnson
“I am out of quarantine, and I want your dick. Whip it out!” Malia May Johnson
“You don’t need to clean your cock right meow because I am going to clean it with my tongue.” Malia May Johnson
“I am guaranteeing you a powerful O face causing orgasm or your money back. You didn’t give me any money, but I just felt like saying it. You will like it, so pre shut up if you have anything to say about it.” Malia May Johnson
“You still get the door for me after 11 years. I know it’s not only because I give you sex and blow jobs whenever you want it. You really love me. Yeah, you do.” Malia May Johnson
“You’re not being handsy enough. Is everything okay?” Malia May Johnson
“Don’t worry about foreplay. F@&k that shit. Just dive right in, huh? You’re lucky you’re so charming and handsome.” Malia May Johnson
“Daddy I’m horny. Can you come unhorny me pwease?” Malia May Johnson
“Studies show that having sex with your husband makes him happy.” Malia May Johnson
“Sucking your d*ck is on my checklist.” Malia May Johnson
“How satisfied are you with the servicing you received today? Not At All, Satisfied, or Extremely Satisfied?” Malia May Johnson
“Boss you and employee me are not only allowed to have sex, but it is encouraged. Very encouraged!” Malia May Johnson
“WAP alert!” Malia May Johnson
“I love my new “Big Brain, Bigger Butt” shirt. I use my big brain to tease you and my big butt to please you.” Malia May Johnson
“Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit.” Malia May Johnson
“Good! You want to be in my box right now?” Malia May Johnson
“I am looking to see how hard you are. When you are really hard you have an extra vein that sticks out. I like to look and lick. Leave me alone while I’m doing what I’m doing.” Malia May Johnson
“This week of quickies has been fun as f.” Malia May Johnson
“Let’s lay on the bed and I will give you head.” Malia May Johnson
“This is a thank you text for the awesome lick me low love! ;)” Malia May Johnson
“Come balance out my naked feminine with your naked masculine.” Malia May Johnson
“I know I have never wasted a kiss or a blow job on you.” Malia May Johnson
“Ya greedy mother fucker, not wanting to give me an orgasm. Just kidding!” Malia May Johnson
“Why you don’t wanna cuff a titty? If you gonna push up on me, I expect at least one titty to be cuffed, if not both.” Malia May Johnson
“I make sure we have service providers handle things like that so that we have time for each other. When you see people around the house cooking, cleaning, organizing, etc., thank them, because they are the reason, we get to have lots of sex.” Malia May Johnson
“I am here for your daily balls draining. Britches on the floor and prepare for baby making activities.” Malia May Johnson
“Can you hear my eggs screaming? They are yelling I’m right here! Come and get me. Yeah!” Malia May Johnson
“I love our love making and sex, even when it has to be hurried somewhat depending on the circumstances, but when we have time to do it right, it is great. Better than great.” Malia May Johnson
“Stay in me for a minute in case you surprise squirt after the fact like last time.” Malia May Johnson
“I love this house. Look at that view while I take care of you. Awesome, huh?” Malia May Johnson
“I’m waiting naked on the bed desperately waiting to be stuffed.” Malia May Johnson
“Horny. Need relief.” Malia May Johnson
“Trace my lips with your penis.” Malia May Johnson
“Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson
“And 1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4, and a 5. That is what it would be like to combine sex with working out reps. It felt great counting and bouncing like that. Weird or not?” Malia May Johnson
“Oh, oh, oh, oh, holy fucking shit!” Malia May Johnson
“I wanna get pregnant! You are not leaving this room until you cum in me!” Malia May Johnson
“Thinking about you gives me a loving feeling, and a horny feeling.” Malia May Johnson
“They say you should do what you love. Well I love you.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m not trying to bust your balls. I’m trying to get your balls to bust inside me to make a baby.” Malia May Johnson
“Get that big penis head in my bed.” Malia May Johnson
“If we get pregnant having sex this time it would be a cum from behind victory.” Malia May Johnson
“Come fill me up with your essence when you get done.” Malia May Johnson
“I’m gonna suck your dick so hard your stomach caves in like a Capri Sun juice pack.” Malia May Johnson
“The Chicken Dance! I’m about to dirty this song up for you and make this your favorite song. Don’t move. Da da da da da da da. Da da da da da da da da, suck suck suck. Da da da da da da da. Da da da da da da da da, suck suck suck. The clap clap clap version is the Chicken Dance. The suck suck suck version I’m calling the Cock Dance, because chickens are cocks. Get it? Love you! Suck you!” Malia May Johnson
“Do you need a blow and go Daddy?” Malia May Johnson
“When the doctor says we can have sex again, I want to f@&k hard as hell! I have been in the mood to go at it for weeks!” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, I want to fool around. That is my answer whenever you are wondering if I am in the mood to fool around.” Malia May Johnson
“Does it turn you on when you think about how much I think about pleasing you?” Malia May Johnson
“Welcome home daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“You are about to be the Energizer Bunny of sex. You are going to keep cumming and cumming and cumming until I get pregnant.” Malia May Johnson
“Men were meant to be man handled. It’s why God put this convenient handle right here. See, and your man handle is a good soldier. He stands at attention anytime I want him to.” Malia May Johnson
“MJ, MJ, MJ. Can’t you see? We won’t be done having sex until you impregnate me. #wifewantsababypregnancyrap” Malia May Johnson
“Think of it this way. Because you’re sweeter, I suck your peter.” Malia May Johnson “With any luck we’ll get to f@$k.” Malia May Johnson
“Next time were late to something I think I’m going to tell the truth. My husband couldn’t keep his hands off of me, and I feel the same way about him, so we had to handle our business first. That is why we’re late.” Malia May Johnson
“You have to know when to hold me, know when to bend me over, and know when to run.” Malia May Johnson “I’m drooling for your big fat c@&k!” Malia May Johnson
“I want your hands on me.” Malia May Johnson
“I could fuck you all the time.” Malia May Johnson
“You can stay but your clothes gotta go.” Malia May Johnson
“Give it to me MJ. Uh huh. Uh huh. Give it to MJ. And Malia says you’re pretty fly for a white guy.” Malia May Johnson
“Fuck yeah! You are the master of oral baby. I love your wiener and all, but when you go down on me, I lose all control and get completely into the moment. I want it!” Malia May Johnson
“I want to have sex, and I know you do to, so I’m going to tell you to stop talking now and come raid my compound or whatever it was you text earlier.” Malia May Johnson
“1 for the money. 2 for the show. 3 to get ready. Now put your dick inside me and go go go!” Malia May Johnson
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