My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 1 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson
“My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson
“If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.” Malia May Johnson
“Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson
“I think I deserve a pat on the back and a pat on the butt for my dedication to making sure you are sexually satisfied. Don’t ruin it by saying I am only making sure you are sexually satisfied because I want to have another baby, because you know I was making sure you were sexually satisfied way before we started having babies.” Malia May Johnson
“I know. When it comes to doggie style, you are behind me 100%. Ha. Ha.” Malia May Johnson
“My baby making heat comes from wanting to make a baby, but it is not just about making a baby. It’s about having fun together. It’s about being intimate, and you make me so horny that I have to have your c@&k in me over and over again. It is a combination of all that goodness.” Malia May Johnson
“Starting 10-20, we can cuddle as much as you want with your dick inside me, also known as inya/in me time.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby making heat is legit. Once a woman gets in the mood to get pregnant, they want every drop of their man’s semen. I am officially in baby making heat mode. That means I want all the semen you have, and I am willing to pleasure you in all the ways that I can think of to get it out of you and into me.” Malia May Johnson
“I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson
“Come in here. I wanna ask you to get me something to wear. Then you can put my sandals by the bathtub James Bond style.” Malia May Johnson
“Come get in my mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“Oh shit! You’ve got that you wanna shove your pipe into my backdoor look.” Malia May Johnson
“I know the drill. Your pole, my hole, let’s go.” Malia May Johnson
“Lucky for you I am a NYMJPHOMANIAC. Lucky for me, I get to have you anytime I want you.” Malia May Johnson
“Good night. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. But I reserve the right to bite if I want to.” Malia May Johnson
“That look says you want to fill up my mouth with your dick. Am I right?” Malia May Johnson
“Why does it turn me on to see you being an awesome father spending time with our kids? It’s probably some weird Freudian thing that has to with some early childhood memory of bla, bla, bla. You know what I mean? Oh, take your pants off and go. This is a quickie. We have stuff to do.” Malia May Johnson
“#orgasmofmydreams” Malia May Johnson
“What is a husband for if it’s not to be a human orgasm machine for his queen?” Malia May Johnson
“The first time you went down on me, and I got to experience your tongue…. Life changing orgasm!” Malia May Johnson
“Interested in some kinky fuckery Mr. Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“I will take that morning boner nut. Thank you very much. Okay, now you can go. I love you bye.” Malia May Johnson
“I know you need it. This is a quick pause. Not a stop. I will be right back to finish what we started.” Malia May Johnson
“You didn’t go in me? WTF? Are you mad at me or something? You know how bad I want a baby! Please cum in me before you go. You owe me that. Jesus baby!” Malia May Johnson
“Baby. Look away. I want to do “Jizz Yoga” as you call it, and I don’t want you to laugh at me. Unless you have another load to give me. Jizz Yoga or another load? What say you Mr. Johnson?” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, you are supposed to suffer through my PMS with me. I am not sure I like it that you get excited when I am PMSing, because you know that after my PMSing is over I want to have lots of sex.” Malia May Johnson
“I’ll take that bulge in your pants as a yes.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t give a shit Michael David Johnson! Just fuck me and fuck me and me and fuck me until I get pregnant!” Malia May Johnson
“How are you still hard after that? Ok. I’ll work for it. You are going down hard dick.” Malia May Johnson
“I came first. You outlasted me while you were blasting me. I want to make you come hard. How can I make you cum hard daddy?” Malia May Johnson
“I am bent over and naked. You know what that means…..;)” Malia May Johnson
“You are lucky you make cute babies and you have a big dick.” Malia May Johnson
“Yep! Come get wet wiff me daddy. My tail is already in the shower. All that is missing is your c______!!!!” Malia May Johnson
“I will be ready and at the door at 10:30! OMG you are the most wonderful man!! You promise tongue too, right?” Malia May Johnson
“I like it when you cum so much it feels like you are peeing in me. That is when I know you are satisfied. It feels satisfying satisfying you.” Malia May Johnson
“I want what you have between your legs to be inside me.” Malia May Johnson
“Mouth to prep vagina to finish.” Malia May Johnson
“You make me laugh and you make me moan.” Malia May Johnson
“Drop your pants and dick dance for me baby.” Malia May Johnson
“Run, don’t walk to the bedroom Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“We don’t have much time, but will you make love to me for 5 minutes?” Malia May Johnson
“Making eye contact when I am sucking you off is salacious as hell and I love it.” Malia May Johnson
“I am not a bad sex influence on you. I am expanding your sex boundaries. That’s all baby. Now gimme some dick!” Malia May Johnson
“Knocked up. Knocked up. Knock me up. MJ. MJ. Let your jizz spray, in me, make a baby, baby. I want you. You want me. Do it. Do it. Do it. Till we make a baby.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, I’m fuckstrated. Fuck me unfuckstrated please.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby me up. This is exactly the opposite of when teenagers have sex in high school, because I want you to knock me up.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, do you feel like having a quickie? I’m not pregnant yet, and until I am, I am going to do whatever I can think of to get you inside of me as often as possible, until I am.” Malia May Johnson
“Let’s play the opposite game. No MJ! Stop! I don’t want to have another orgasm!” Malia May Johnson
“Well, I have some more good news for you. I love having sex with you. I love shopping, and I love pleasing you!” Malia May Johnson
“You know how you hate doing the Cosmo test your man/relationship quizzes I make you do? Well, I found one you are finally going to like. I’m going to give you 2 separate blow jobs, and you are going to tell me which one you like better. I’m curious to see which one you like better, because according to the girl who wrote the article, I can learn a lot about you based on which one you pick. I’m willing to experiment. I’ll still love you no matter what. Are you ready?” Malia May Johnson
“Let’s act out a movie scene. Uhm, ok. What movie? Think about any porno scene you’ve ever seen, and act that out with me. I’m not pregnant yet, and I want to have another baby so bad!” Malia May Johnson
“You are so good with your tongue, but I’m not sure whether you are better with your tongue or your penis. I just had your tongue. I better try your penis now, for comparison purposes of course.” Malia May Johnson
“When you hear me say- “I’m ovulating”, that is code for do anything you want to me, but 100% of the time you have to go inside my vagina, okay?” Malia May Johnson
“This is my horny wanna be pregnant version of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Give me your lovin and put a baby in my belly.” Malia May Johnson
“Cuddling naked is a full contact sport. What are you doing on the other side of the bed?” Malia May Johnson
“Don’t listen to the tv. They are talking about getting knocked up like it’s a bad thing. We’re married, not high schoolers. Knocking me up is the right thing to do.” Malia May Johnson
“The orgasms I had today were so incredibly intense and extremely strong. The pressure kept building and building until I couldn’t take it anymore. The pressure heightened to the point I thought I was going to explode until you pushed me over the euphoric edge. Then the damn broke and an explosive burst caused me to, you know, squirt out of me.” Malia May Johnson
“I love it when you walk into a room and without saying a word go down on me. I would say yes to anything you wanted when you have me at that heightened of a pleasure state.” Malia May Johnson
“Your slow long vagine lick move should be illegal because it is so damn euphoric.” Malia May Johnson
“This morning when I was standing at the mirror putting makeup on and you spread my legs and went down on me from behind, I had an astronomically powerful orgasm. Wow that move baby. Wow!” Malia May Johnson
“Being pregnant, cute/loving kid moments, and when you are going down on me, are the best moments of my life.” Malia May Johnson
“Oh, your genitals will be stimulated. Very stimulated!” Malia May Johnson
“This is the difference between a good girl and a bad girl. A good girl is only bad with one guy.” Malia May Johnson
“I have time if you can get in, get off, and get gone.” Malia May Johnson
“I want to suck a Doctor’s dick. Now you are a Doctor, so I can.” Malia May Johnson
“Riddle me this Batman? You can’t sleep because you are waiting on an important call. I can’t sleep, because you can’t sleep, because you are waiting on an important call. Wanna fool around?” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t like it when you go down on me. I love it. There are like 8,000 nerve endings in a clitoris, or as you would call it, my ball deal, and you hit them all! ” Malia May Johnson
“Why don’t you empty your nuts into me? That should relax you.” Malia May Johnson
“There is nothing I want more than your tongue right now!” Malia May Johnson
“I love when you twist up my body to get as deep as possible.” Malia May Johnson
“I once read a poem called, “When eating pussy don’t be a pussy.” Every word I read of it made me think about the way you do what you do, when you are doing it. IT FEELS SOOOOOO F-ING GOOD!” Malia May Johnson
“Are we rendezvousing in the bedroom this afternoon? If yes, what time and how much time do we have?” Malia May Johnson
“Yay! You did enough shoving and pushing and busting up in there to get me pregnant.” Malia May Johnson
“I am really in the mood. I might squirt.” Malia May Johnson
“What you do for me, and what you do to me, has bonded me to you forever.” Malia May Johnson
“It’s a boner challenge. Okay, give it to me.” Malia May Johnson
“I am sure you have jizzed on me or in more than a thousand times by now. Good times!” Malia May Johnson
“We shared fluids all over that house. I am not sure that we didn’t have sex in the “multifunction room.” What made you think of that?” Malia May Johnson
“I promise I will make sure we sex in every room of our new house. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Take me by the lake!” Malia May Johnson
“Eat lunch in the Cyber Bunker then, because mama needs to be piped down this afternoon.” Malia May Johnson
“A new gift arrived today. I love how we have our own agreement with each other to try the stuff the other wants to try in the bedroom, no judgment. The orgasms we have had because of it are record breaking. Yeah, I said it.” Malia May Johnson
“Your mind makes me want you to take me from behind.” Malia May Johnson
“The end result is a good mood, reduced stress, and feeling close and connected.” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, I will watch “50 Ways He Throws One On Her” with you.” Malia May Johnson
“Most big ideas are unrealistic and unsustainable, but the one in a million big idea that is realistic and sustainable can change the world.” Malia May Johnson
“Black history month…..lick me. Women’s month……lick me. The next month, whatever that one is……lick me.” Malia May Johnson
“Where is the permission slip. I’ll sign up for your debauchery.” Malia May Johnson
“I only have time for a five-stroke special so make it quick baby.” Malia May Johnson
“It is pleasure your wife day, and look at that, I’m your wife.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby making practice is on deck in 15 minutes.” Malia May Johnson
“Ready for the roar!” Malia May Johnson
“Dick me down daddy.” Malia May Johnson
“I am all about that.” Malia May Johnson
“You promised a baby try and you pulled out for a glory shot instead. You owe me what you promised. You better get back in there and give me what you promised mister man.” Malia May Johnson
“Wow! I have never heard of post cum, only pre. You probably needed the extra release.” Malia May Johnson
“I WANT TO ENGULF YOUR PENIS! GET IN ME NOW!” Malia May Johnson
“Do not tell me what to do! I will be your own personal slut if I want to be. Wifey power bitch!” Malia May Johnson
“Oh no! The mighty “MJ The Terrible” is mad. What am I going to do? I will tell you exactly what I am going to do! I am going to fuck the anger out of you. Where do you want me to bend over?” Malia May Johnson
“It is time for you to do a tonsil check on me with ya tool.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t know about that, but what I do know is that you French kissing me right now would help.” Malia May Johnson
“When you gotta nut, put it in my butt.” Malia May Johnson
“Can you do me a favor and plug this hole?” Malia May Johnson
“Ice cream and your dick.” Malia May Johnson
“If I ever get like that, you have my permission to bang the bitter bitch right out of me.” Malia May Johnson
“Happy spouse, happy house. Now get in my mouth.” Malia May Johnson
“I relate how much you cum to grades. If you cum a lot, I give myself an A. If there is a lower amount, I give myself a B, or C, etc. When you cum a lot, I love it.” Malia May Johnson
Damn right! I need copious amounts. Keep it coming stud.” Malia May Johnson
“Welcome home! I have been waiting for you!” Malia May Johnson
“Hacker foreplay……I need to be penetration tested.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex is the funnest.” Malia May Johnson
“I like when you kiss my neck, and boobs, and nipples, and vagina, and, and, and, and, and, I love you!” Malia May Johnson
“Why would a wife say no to sex on the regular? Men need sex. Men show love and connect with their wives through sex. Sex is one of the keys to husband happiness. Women and wives need to know this. Speaking of, do you need to get off before we go to bed?” Malia May Johnson
“This is the noisiest sex bed ever! It creeks, it makes spring noises, it squish noises. The bed announces sex is happening for crying out loud.” Malia May Johnson
“Put your back into. I need a hardcore destressing.” Malia May Johnson
“Can you talk dirty to me and do that more please?” Malia May Johnson
“Hairless down below. Ready to go!” Malia May Johnson
“I love when you dominate me in the bedroom. I cum hard as f@ck! Facts!” Malia May Johnson
“My hair is spread out. My body is spread out. Of course I want to smuggle your salami.” Malia May Johnson
“Aww! Makin my coochie tingle.” Malia May Johnson
“I am going to make you orgasm so hard you will say I’m gonna cum. I’m gonna cum. Thank God Almighty I’m gonna cum!” Malia May Johnson
“Would you like to supersize your sex request to include a bj with your quickie?” Malia May Johnson
“A bj a week lowers the risk of heart disease. I want to make sure you don’t get heart disease.” Malia May Johnson
“A real woman is her man’s personal porn star.” Malia May Johnson
“You make my knees weak and my panties wet.” Malia May Johnson
“I love being with you Michael David Johnson! I love when you are inside me! I love doing horny stuff with you!” Malia May Johnson
“I wanna hear you moan because of stuff I do to you.” Malia May Johnson
“That’s it. Now you’re gonna get it mister! Sex crazed preggo wifey coming in hot!” Malia May Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes Compilation 2 of 3 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-malia-may-johnson-sexy-hot-quotes-compilation-2-of-3-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
