Malia: Guess what Cash and Liz said when their teacher asked the students what their parents do for a living?
MJ: What did they say?
Malia: Cash said- “My daddy works for the government. My mommy takes care of me and my brothers and sisters.”
Malia: Liz said- “My daddy is a hero who keeps us safe from bad guys and I love him. My mommy doesn’t do anything.”
MJ: Are you upset by what Liz said?
Malia: She thinks I don’t do anything?
MJ: She means you don’t have a job job. I think she got her answer from when we were all playing, and you said- “Daddy is a hero that keeps us safe and Mommy doesn’t do anything. Just kidding. Mommy’s job is to stay home and take care of you guys.” Liz knows how much you do. I guarantee it babe.
Malia: Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Now it all makes sense. Thank you baby.
MJ: No worries.
Malia: Guess what movie your mom watched today?
MJ: Adult or kid movie?
Malia: Adult
MJ: Passion of The Christ?
Malia: V for Vendetta
MJ: What made her want to watch that? That is not her type of movie.
Malia: She saw this- https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/guy-fawkes-tribute/
MJ: Did she like the movie?
Malia: She said she found it interesting.
MJ: That’s a no.
Malia: My laptop isn’t working right. Do you know a tech guy that can help me fix it?
MJ: What about me?
Malia: Do you know about technology?
MJ: Well, I am the only person in the history of the world to be awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyberwarfare. Does that qualify me to be your tech guy?
Malia: I don’t know. The Best Buy Geek Squad are pretty good.
MJ: Has the Best Buy Geek Squad team been awarded the most prestigious award that our nation has to give for Acts of Extraordinary Heroism?
Malia: I don’t know. I will have to ask them.
MJ: Why you fucking with me?
Malia: Because your daughter doesn’t think I do anything.
MJ: Baby! Yes, she does. Liz loves and depends on you, and you know it. Go give her a hug and realize how lucky we are that we have a happy healthy family.
Malia: I know. I will. I am preggo emotional. When you get home will you hold me for a while?
MJ: Of course.
Malia: You are a good man Michael David Johnson!
MJ: Thanks baby. You are pretty amazing yourself Malia May Johnson!
MJ: I forgot to tell you. I got dinner tonight. I am picking it up on the way home. How many people do I need to bring home food for?
Malia: Ok. Where are you getting food from? Me, the kids, your mom and dad, Brittany, Mr. Pete, Mr. Keith, “Mr. Elvis”, Franny, and you.
MJ: Clyde’s. Tom Meyer called me. He has something he wants to ask me, and he offered free food for the fam.
Malia: Cool. Tell Tom I said hi.
MJ: Will do. We should be home around 6ish. I love you to death baby cakes!
Malia: 🙂 See you tonight! Ditto baby!
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