My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 300 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No Grandpa. It’s a two arm chair.” Caroline Grace Johnson “Dad. I’m tough and cool. Ma, where is my Avengers blanket? It’s cold!” Cash Michael Johnson “Yesterday was spooky Friday the 13th. Today is love everywhere Happy Valentine’s Day.” Cash Michael Johnson “Financial…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 289 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I am nerdy girl, but I know nerds are the bosses in the grownups world.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I do okay with book grades. I try. I do the best in gym grades. A plus and a half. Oh yeah!” Cash Michael Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 282 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: This is not a quote exactly, but I am including it anyway because of the gravity of the moment- My 8 year old daughter Elizabeth asked me what I wished for when I blew out the candles on my birthday cake last night. I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 262 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy! Potato rhymes with NATO and potato. Isn’t that greato?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Good morning 2.0.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I poop big poops.” Cash Michael Johnson “I have the Malia character in me. I’m ready to let her out. When are we doing this…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 251 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ. This is Dwayne. Pulled up outside the hotel I’m booked at and saw a full-on crime scene. The Rock showing up to a crime scene has bad press written all over it. Listen, ah, can I come stay at your crib tonight? Call…
Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 246 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me want macanoni and cheeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee He. He.” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Are you guys here because you need my daddy’s help to fix stuff again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hit me with the Jesus stuff Pastor. Let’s go!” Cash Michael Johnson “You can’t hustle a hustler,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 237 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy! You suck! I am mad a lot! I am not going to play with you all day! (An hour later) Daddy, I apologize for yelling at you. Can you do your Daddy thing and we be happy again and play?” Cash Michael Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 234 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I said shit. Mommy fussed at me. Adults say it and mommy doesn’t fuss at them. When I get how old can I say shit?” Cash Michael Johnson “Come here daddy. I have a say and do for you. Thanks giving you a hug.…