My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 286 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am not going to lie Daddy. It looks very the good.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is better to have no agreement than a bad one.” President Donald Trump “Fairness means same rules, same risks, same rewards, same consequences.” Retired Former General Stanley McChrystal…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 281 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Happy National Daughter’s Day Daddy from your daughters, us. We love you!” My 5 little princesses “Don’t get it twisted. “Skinny Rock” can still whoop that ass.” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “It would help if you unselectivized your outrage before we start. I want…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 262 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy! Potato rhymes with NATO and potato. Isn’t that greato?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Good morning 2.0.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “I poop big poops.” Cash Michael Johnson “I have the Malia character in me. I’m ready to let her out. When are we doing this…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 256 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What are they going to do now Daddy? Is the Vice Pope going to be the new Pope?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “What person would want less rights and not more?” Matthew McConaughey “If fuckery goes unchecked in the present, you can expect even more…
Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front? Malia: Yes! All good on the away front? MJ: I’m ok. MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look….. Malia: I…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 246 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me want macanoni and cheeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee He. He.” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Are you guys here because you need my daddy’s help to fix stuff again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hit me with the Jesus stuff Pastor. Let’s go!” Cash Michael Johnson “You can’t hustle a hustler,…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 238 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Look mommy! President orange man dance party!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “It is a rare woman who is both willing to throw down with you and pray up with you. When you find a special woman like this, you marry her!” Pastor Miguel Flores “Never…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 230 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Is Robert Kennedy F Kennedy going to take away my Halloween candy?” Cash Michael Johnson “What in the whole wide world is going in here?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We have to end strangulation by regulation, before it bankrupts us.” Elon Musk “People who have…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 229 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, and mommy had a tiger.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Maybe I will serve as Secretary of Mind Your Own Business. What do you think of that smart ass?” Former Director of CIA Mike Pompeo “You get…