MJ: Everybody up and okay? All good on the home front?
Malia: Yes! All good on the away front?
MJ: I’m ok.
MJ: Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but usually you look at me with the Usha Vance look of love like this, but this morning you looked at me with like a weird look…..
Malia: I do love you and look at you like that, but I didn’t get much sleep last night, and I don’t know, but I absolutely do love you more than anything!
MJ: I thought we all slept good last night. All of our kids but Cash and Liz slept with us. I heard lots of snoring before I fell asleep.
Malia: No comment.
MJ: Yes comment.
Malia: I am going to send you pictures of how we slept last night. Hold please.
MJ: Ok
Malia: This is how we were sleeping at 11pm. I am the one getting folded up in the picture.
Malia: This is us at midnight. My Face is getting pulled off in this picture.
Malia: A picture of us at 1am. I am getting choked out in this picture.
Malia: 2am. Look at my legs twisted up in a pretzel in this picture.
Malia: 3am. Look at my foot getting wrestled on in this one.
Malia: 4am. I even got hit with the back breaker move last night!
Malia: You were up before 5am.
Malia: You don’t remember trying to kill me last night?
MJ: Oh my God! I would never try to kill you Malia! What about our kiddos that slept with us last night?
Malia: They beat me up too! All of you were trying to kill me.
MJ: Do you really think that we were trying to kill you? WTF?
Malia: It could go either way.
Malia: I know you and our little bambinos love me, but they move a lot in their sleep just like their daddy.
MJ: Sorry babe. We will have to get a giant custom pillow made to put in between us and you or something.
Malia: You want to put a pillow in between me and my family at night? 🙁
MJ: I know we move a lot, but we sleep through it, and you don’t.
Malia: Well, I don’t want anything in between me and the sleep fighters that I love!
MJ: So, you want us to sleep beat you up?
Malia: No but yes, and I know you know what I mean.
MJ: I do. I don’t know how to not sleep fighter at night. I think I have always sleep fightered you though.
Malia: You have and I am used to you sleep fightering me, but now we have kids and all of you team sleep fighter me at night.
MJ: But you want to have another baby that will probably join the sleep fighter gang against mommy movement?
Malia: I do want to have another baby, but fingers crossed this one won’t be a part of your sleep fighter gang up on mommy gang.
Malia: I actually love sleeping with you and our kids, even when you guys beat me up. I know you guys are sleep fightering me out of love.
MJ: I know you like cosleeping, even when we practice our wrestling moves on you at night. I also know you would probably sleep worse if you slept in bed alone.
Malia: Damned if I do damned if I don’t, but I am a happy sahm.
MJ: I need to run sweetheart. I will check in with you later when I can. I love you and I look forward to snuggling up with our family every night. Y’all are my world.
Malia: Guess what?
MJ: What?
Malia: You and team sleep fighteringers will be sleep fightering me in approximately 8 hours. Just kidding! Hopefully! I love you and bye
MJ: I love you too baby cakes. Bye for now my love.
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