MJ: I can text with you now. I have a list of stuff I want to tell you about.
Malia: Okay. whatcha wanna tell me?
MJ: #1. I love you
Malia: I like your list so far. I love you too.
MJ: #2. I helped your friend’s friend, the ghost whisperer girl.
Malia: She is a frequency healer, but thank you, and I love you.
MJ: #3. Did you know that you can’t tell someone to “Suck my dick” anymore?
Malia: Unless it’s your wife.
MJ: Exactly
Malia: Why can’t you tell someone to “Suck my dick” anymore?
MJ: Tarica told me that one of the new Masters of Money’s employees at the San Francisco Office got arrested for harassment because they told somebody to “Suck my dick.”
Malia: This happened at the office?
MJ: No.
Malia: Wow!
MJ: I know, but what are you gonna do?
MJ: #4. Guess who started following Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible on social media?
Malia: Dr. Pepper?
MJ: No. I will give you a hint. Remember when we were texting about the Barbie movie, and dating, and action figures?
MJ: This – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-and-mj-go-see-the-new-barbie-movie/
Malia: I cheated and looked up who it was. Sgt. Slaughter follows you! How cool. I wonder why he follows you.
MJ: Because I/we post awesome shit on social media.
Malia: I meant, did he see our Sgt Slaughter Barbie dating post?
MJ: That is exactly what happened. I saw that he was following me/us and I sent him a message saying- “Thanks for the follow. What interested you about Masters of Money/MJ The Terrible?” He wrote back- “I read what you and your significant other wrote about me on the internet.”
Malia: Cool! I love that and I love you!
MJ: Me too
Malia: #5. You cooked for me!
MJ: How did I do?
Malia: You warmed my heart.
MJ: I wanted to surprise you.
Malia: Your plan worked. I didn’t know you were learning how to cook, and then boom.
MJ: I can’t believe how surprised you were when I told you that I made you a home cooked gourmet meal.
Malia: Well, the last time you made me a home cooked meal, it was like 5 Stouffer’s frozen meals microwaved that we shared.
MJ: That was elevendy billion years ago. I have grown my talents since then.
Malia: 2012 was a great year! Hey, who taught you how to cook?
Malia: Your mom?
MJ: Ding. Ding. Ding. You are correct pretty girl.
Malia: How many more things do you have to tell me?
MJ: That was it.
Malia: Let’s go back to #3.
MJ: The “Suck my dick” one?
Malia: Yeah.
MJ: I told you all I know.
Malia: Who can you tell to “Suck my dick”?
MJ: Like you said, only your wife.
Malia: I am your wife.
MJ: Yes you are. I am very happy about that fact.
Malia: So, you could tell me to “Suck my dick”
MJ: Uh huh
Malia: YOU COULD TELL ME TO DO THAT!
MJ: Are you foreplay texting with me woman?
Malia: I am!
MJ: In that case…..Suck my dick!
Malia: Okay! When? You wanna come home now?
MJ: Suck my dick……In 2 hoursish!
Malia: Okay. I guess I will have to wait to suck your dick. In 2 hoursish though, I’m gonna suck the shit out of your dick!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOX!!!!!!
MJ: You made me hard, and now it is hard to work.
Malia: I have the answer for that waiting for you at home. 😉
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