Malia: When do you sleep?
MJ: I slept right next to you and our babies last night.
Malia: We slept. I think they call what you did power napping.
MJ: Baby, I don’t want to argue again today, and I’m in an aggressive, kick ass mood! I’ve got to get shit done before I head south to go meet with Mr. Keith. Please don’t be feisty today.
Malia: Or what? You are going to bang my brains out?
MJ: Sarcastic and sexy at the same time.
Malia: It’s multitasking.
MJ: I need to work baby. I love you.
Malia: Can I help?
MJ: Baby, just take care of our family. I got this my love.
Malia: Maybe I could come bend over, and help you find something you lost on the floor?
MJ: OMG! Baby, you are baby crazy!! Seriously!!!!
Malia: I didn’t say anything about babies. I offered to help you.
MJ: By bending over and helping me find something I lost on the floor?
Malia: Yeah.
MJ: If you came down here and bent over, to help me find something I lost on the floor, what do you think that would accomplish?
Malia: I’m just trying to be helpful.
MJ: Do you want to come scan the physical files into digital files? That would help.
Malia: I didn’t offer that kind of help.
MJ: OMG!!! I love you. Let’s make a baby later today.
Malia: I’ll be down to bend over and help you find something you lost on the floor when Rosa gets here in about 15 minutes.
MJ: Can it be a quickie?
Malia: Yep! I don’t even need the niceties, like kisses, etc. Just do what you gotta do, and I’ll be on my way.
MJ: It’s kinda hot how you are just coming down here for whatever I want and then you’re just leaving.
Malia: Psych 101. When you’re in the office you do business. You’re in your office, thinking about business, so I’m fitting into your business mindset. Efficient, effective, and growth oriented, baby growth oriented that is, but I know you pick up what I’m putting down.
MJ: Can I just come up there and we do it? I’ve got quarterly tax shit everywhere down here.
Malia: Good, because there is no Rosa. I was just working you up to want sex.
MJ: You could have just told me the truth. I thought the one moms best friend girls name was Rosa.
Malia: Her name was Maria.
MJ: Oh. Is Maria coming over?
Malia: Sex baby! Sex! I love my ADD having hubby. Did you take your meds?
MJ: I just did.
Malia: Are you on the way up?
MJ: No. I forgot something that I wanted to bring south with me this morning and now I can’t find it.
Malia: I think it’s in my bed. Why don’t you come look there?
MJ: I don’t think I left it up there. I think its down here.
Malia: Baby! I’m about to lose my shit! Come up here and lay some pipe!
MJ: Omg! You are good at delivering sexy pick up lines.
Malia: Apparently not, because I can’t get you to come have sex with me. You’re off in ADD la la land. I want you to come create life with your wife.
MJ: I found it!
Malia: Well thank God! Am I next on the list?
MJ: Yes. We still doing the whatever I want thing?
Malia: Yeah, If you ever get up here.
MJ: Great. Here’s what I want. No feisty sarcasm.
Malia: Well, for that we gotta do it twice.
MJ: I love you. Remember that while I’m ramming the ever lovin shit out of you, because you are frustrating as hell!
Malia: Noted
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