Trick or Treat Naughty Style:
Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you.
MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway?
Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys?
MJ: Sometimes.
Malia: What do you say?
MJ: Good things. I feel very satisfied babe.
Malia: I said you give me deep orgasms. Do I give you the guy version of deep orgasms?
MJ: Yes. I don’t know what the name is for them, but yes. Definitely.
Malia: They probably call them blastgasms or something like that.
MJ: You give me blastgasms baby.
Malia: Put our orgasms together and we have deep blastgasms.
MJ: That sounds like an intergalactic space action movie.
Malia: What was the name of your first pet? And the street you grew up on was Ireland right?
MJ: Lucky, and yes. Why?
Malia: Your porno first name is your first pets name and your porno last name is the name of the street you grew up on.
MJ: I know your first pets name was Peaches. What was the street you grew up on? Isn’t it Honey something?
Malia: Honeycut
MJ: Your porno name is Peaches Honeycut.
Malia: Yours is Lucky Ireland.
MJ: Peaches Honeycut and Lucky Ireland star in “Deep Blastgasms”
Malia: Do you think other couples are crazy like us?
MJ: I hope so. It’s fun to be ridiculous and playful with the one you love.
Malia: Ok, we foreplayed.
MJ: Is it foreplay if its through IM? Isn’t that an in person sort of thing?
Malia: The judges say it is foreplay.
MJ: Lol. Its 4 in the morning. How are we awake and in the mood for deep blastgasms?
Malia: Because we have 4 babies and our sleep schedule is completely out of whack. And isn’t it always a good time for deep blastgasms?
MJ: One deep orgasm coming right up.
Malia: One blastgasm coming right up at the same time.
MJ: Happy Halloween my love.
Malia: Knock knock.
MJ: Who’s there?
Malia: Trick or treat! I hope you give me some good hard candy in my basket.
MJ: Did you just naughty up Halloween on me?
Malia: Come give your trick her treat before babies start crying and cock blocking our naughty business.
MJ: OTW as fast as humanly possible!
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-malia-may-johnson-sexy-hot-quotes-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
