Malia: I heard you talking to Chris as you were walking back to your office. So I don’t go crazy, please clarify what I heard you saying please. You said- “I don’t know about all that shit man. If I have to deal with the sex thing, I am going to use a catch all like _________.” That is all I heard. Do you not want to have sex with me anymore?
MJ: I could see how that could be taken out of context. Chris was telling me about all the different genders and how misgendering someone can be like calling someone the n word. What you heard me telling him about the catchall humanoid term I use.
Malia: Humanoid?
MJ: Back in the day on WWF wrestling Bobby The Brain Heenan used to use the word humanoid to describe people. “To all the humanoids out there.”
Malia: Smart. I can see you saying “Humanoid” to someone and it blowing their mind. Am I a humanoid?
MJ: Yes, but no.
Malia: Details Johnson……
MJ: You can’t be a regular humanoid with a pork to torque ratio like yours, and no stretch marks after having babies.
Malia: What the fuck is a pork to torque ratio?
MJ: Small waist and a big butt. Here is an example of the perfect pork to torque ratio. You can see how her hand pushes her shirt against her small waist and her big sexy butt sticks out.
Malia: Is the key to making a man happy having a big ass?
MJ: It doesn’t hurt.
Malia: Are the other keys to making a man happy feeding and supporting him?
MJ: Pretty much
Malia: I swear my mom is a genius.
MJ: She is indeed.
MJ: I can’t text anymore. I gotta jump on President Biden and Director Easterly’s video conference call. I love you and bye babe.
Malia: I guess that is a good excuse to stop texting with me, the president and national security. Hopefully this afternoon we can have at least a quickie session. I love you too and bye.
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