The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia
A is for Ass
B is for Butt
C is for Cumming
D is for Dirty
E is for Ecstasy
F is for Fucking
G is for Groaning
H is for Horny
I is for Intimate
J is for Juggs
K is for Kissing
L is for Licking
M is for Multiple Orgasms
N is for Naughty
O is for Orgasm
P is for Pussy
Q is for Quickie
R is for Ramming
S is for Sucking
T is for Teasing
U is for Up Inside You
V is for Vagina
W is for Wet
X is for X-rated
Y is for Yes! Yes! Yes!
Z is for your Zipper that I unzip to get to your goodies.
Malia May Johnson, I love how you are my perfect match. You are everything I have ever wanted, in every way I have ever wanted it. Sincerely, Me
“I just want to spend the day naked in bed watching movies, eating junk food, and having sex with you 2 or 10 times.” Malia May Johnson
“I didn’t come in here naked to cuddle with you because I forgot how to put clothes on and I got tired all of a sudden. I want your c@&k Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Do guys cum more the horny they are? Do guys cum more the better the sex is? These 2 questions will be answered today, on the “I Enjoy Having Sex with My Husband Show.” Starring me and you!” Malia May Johnson
“Let’s play the opposite game. No MJ! Stop! I don’t want to have another orgasm!” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, I am so sorry! I didn’t know how to put the little accent thingy over the e. Guns N Roses is a wine tasting event. I can’t believe you thought we were going to see the band Guns N Roses. I’m sorry baby. That’s why god invented blow jobs, for moments like this, to make things right.” Malia May Johnson
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