Question: Hey Malia. Do you and MJ have separate his and hers closets? How much do you think everything of MJs in the closet is worth? How much is everything of yours in the closet worth? Sincerely Nosy Brat
Malia: We do have separate his and hers closets. MJ doesn’t buy much for himself, and he mostly wears Adidas sweat pants and t-shirts. Sometimes he wears jeans. He has a couple of nice suits. He has some tennis shoes, dress shoes and boots. That’s about it. I would say MJ’s total closet value is under $15,000.
My total closet value is higher. This is going to make me look bad. If you include my Louis Vuitton purses, jewelry and everything, probably $1,000,000 to $2,000,000.
Every time MJ does something to get on my last nerve, he buys me a purse. Sometimes he knows he buys me a new purse, and sometimes he doesn’t. I think that is why my number is so high compared to his. I love you MJ!
I am generous to charities. Right MJ? Baby, please say something nice about me, because I feel guilty now.
MJ: I love how my number is so low, and I don’t even get a range, and you have a giant Grand Canyon sized range. I love you baby! You are very generous my love, and I’m not just saying that. It’s true. People in our inner circle do teasingly call her the Prada Princess though, but it’s meant in a fun loving way, and I know she knows that.
Question 2: Are you guys still live? MJ does it bother you Malia has a closet value more than 100 times your value? Has she ever bought anything that pissed you off?
Malia: Don’t you dare say it baby! Please? I know what you are going to say, but it looks so good in the hallway.
MJ: I don’t want to make my preggo wife upset, so I won’t say it, but there is one thing I wasn’t exactly thrilled about.
Malia: Just say it! You hate the couch in the hallway. Go ahead………..
MJ: I love you baby, and yes I am referring to the couch in the hallway. We own both of the apartments on our floor. When we bought the other apartment on our floor, so that we would have more room for our growing family, the building/homeowners association, voted against letting us combine the 2 apartments together.
What that means is, the hallway in between our two apartments, is owned by the building, and we have to walk through the public hallway to go back and forth between our apartments.
My beautiful bride decided to personalize the public hallway, with a couch. I know why she did it. I understand the statement she was trying to make. I support her. I love her, etc, but this is not just a regular couch. This is a piece of art, and it’s in a public hallway. We haven’t ever argued about it, and I never say anything about what she buys, because I know she only spends the money coming in, and she never borrows/touches our next egg/the percentage of money we save of the money that comes in, but the hallway couch is the one thing I don’t like, that she bought.
Malia: You spent over $30,000 on toys for your son in 2017.
MJ: Baby! Don’t!
Malia: I know. Sensitive subject. I love you and CJ baby. We will all be one big happy family soon enough.
MJ: Thank you. My son is a sensitive subject for me, because of all he has been through, etc. I love him with all my heart, and I want him to know he is apart of our family, the same as Cash, Liz, and the twins.
Malia: I hate it when you aren’t happy baby. Let’s sign off of chat, you can come upstairs, and we can spend some time on the couch.
MJ: On the public hallway couch?
Malia: Yep. I want to see if I can change the way you feel about the couch. We can block the elevator from opening on our floor, and see where our couch time takes us.
MJ: Are we going to end up naked on the couch?
Malia: If that is where our couch time takes us.
MJ: What if I walk off the elevator naked?
Malia: Then one of us will already be naked. What if I am naked when you walk off the elevator?
MJ: Then one or both of us, will be naked?
Malia: I don’t want to take the fun out of this, but don’t you know what all over the couch! I know your technicality tricks. No, “It was an accident in the moment” either. Since I’m preggo already, you know your target! Got it?
MJ: Got it!
Malia: Now come upstairs and let me show you why you should like our hallway couch more.
MJ: Do you think you can always change my mind, or get your way, by using sex?
Malia: Yes
MJ: At least you’re honest.
Malia: You are a brilliant but simple man MJ. Family and friends come first. You value loyalty and keeping agreements. You like watching movies, eating pizza and chicken wings in bed, and making love to me….a lot! I still have Bon Jovi night, and locker room love going through my mind.
MJ: Alright, you have me figured out. Lets break the couch in.
Malia: See how going along with me on things benefits you MJ?
MJ: I’m still unclear on that. I think you should show me what you mean.
Malia: I can’t block the elevator until you get up here, but once your skinny white butt steps off the elevator, I am going to show you what I mean, at least one time, and maybe two times, before the babies wake up from their nap.
