MJ: Salami Police!
Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police!
MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police!
Malia: Friday!
MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/
Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y!
MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!
Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS!
MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?
Malia: It is not your making love language. It is your love language. And you can show me on Friday!
MJ: I need to warn you.
Malia: Your balls are blue, and you are going to explode to the ceiling on Friday?
MJ: I made a graphic. I am the bull and you are the woman…….
Malia: I love you so much! You have no idea!
MJ: I hope you still love me after the charging bull attack sex blue balls exploding to the ceiling on Friday and Saturday.
Malia: I love that you are flying your mom in so that you can take me to a hotel and ravage me.
MJ: It is the final countdown. The time is near. It is time to GET IT ON!!!
Malia: I’m yours! Kiss me, lick me, rub me, touch me, long stroke me, pound me hard, whisper sweet nothings to me, and talk dirty to me! Anything goes! (Starting Friday!)
MJ: You know what I am going to say when Friday gets here?
Malia: What?
MJ: Thank God It’s Friday!
Blue Balls and Thyroid Issues – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/blue-balls-and-thyroid-issues/
