Malia: Someone is sexting me.
MJ: Sex feels good.
Malia: Sex makes babies.
MJ: Sex burns calories.
Malia: Sex makes babies.
MJ: Sex reduces stress.
Malia: Sex makes babies.
MJ: Sex doesn’t suck, but sucking happens during sex.
Malia: Sex makes babies.
MJ: Sex makes babies.
Malia: Sex makes babies.
Malia: The last one was one to grow on. One to grow a baby on that is.
Malia: I will fool around with you if you will fool around with me.
Malia: If you want to use your Captain Hook curved wiener on me right now I would really like that!
MJ: I have a solid 30 minutes to Captain Hook fiddle fool around. Starting now…………
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