MJ: Today has been so weird. Not necessarily good or bad. Just weird. I am waiting on some data to come in. I probably have 30 to 45 minutes to text if you are available my love.
Malia: I feel preggo scatterbrained. Can we text weird random stuff and not judge each other for our rando texts?
MJ: Sure. I’ll start…..
MJ: I like the way you live.
Malia: I live with you.
MJ: Well, I like that to, but I meant more the way you are. The way you live with wonder and amazement.
Malia: You make me that way by loving me so much!
Malia: Did you know that God said in the Bible to be fruitful and multiply?
MJ: Are you prepushing having another baby after we have baby Isabella?
Malia: Do you not like little cute babies?
MJ: I love our cute babies! It sounds like after Isabella is born you want to have another baby.
Malia: And if I did? Would you baby me again or not?
MJ: I’m in Malia McLovinBooty.
MJ: Guess what?
Malia: Chicken butt!
MJ: You were almost a Gertrude.
Malia: Wealthy old money families like the one I was born into keep traditions and pass down names like Gertrude.
Malia: Don’t laugh too hard. Your mom told me what she almost named you.
MJ: Really? I thought it was always going to be Michael.
Malia: She almost named you Shit Head! Shitty for short.
MJ: It is actually pronounced Shateed.
Malia: Oh whatever.
Malia: Would you love me if I would have been a Gertrude?
Malia: I probably would have shortened it to Gerti.
MJ: It was easy to fall in love with you. I got high on Maliauana quick. If you would have been a Gerti, I guarantee I would have fallen in the with you in a hurry.
MJ: Purdy Gerti.
MJ: Purdy flirty Gerti.
MJ: If I had seen you on a dating app or something, I would have swiped right so hard my phone would break. It wouldn’t matter if your name was Malia, or Gerti or Kaligula.
Malia: I wish you were here right now. Because could have been Gerti wants it dirty.
MJ: I would get dirty with almost Gerti.
Malia: And make me squirty.
MJ: For surety dirty birdy purdy Gerti. But unfortunately, right now…..
Malia: Let me guess? You have to go because of the stupid dumb dumb national security of country?
MJ: You guessed right sweetheart. But fortunately……..
Malia: Let me guess? You love me and are going to spend the rest of your life loving on me and being my soulmate?
MJ: You guessed right again. I will text or call to check in later my love.
Malia: K. I love you forever and bye for now Michael David Johnson!
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