MJ: I hear what you are saying but I think I need to feel what you are saying to really understand it.
Malia: You need to feel a grocery list?
MJ: Groceries are life. Groceries are sustenance.
Malia: You are really taking groceries seriously.
MJ: It’s life or death.
Malia: White or wheat toast bread is life or death?
MJ: Oh yeah! One is healthy and good and the other one is death bread.
Malia: Oh my God! I wouldn’t want to get “death bread”.
Malia: Does your you need to feel what I’m saying to really understand have anything to do with groceries?
MJ: in a roundabout way.
Malia: How round about?
MJ: I wanna have my arms wrapped around you.
Malia: And you want to feel your penis up in my vagina?
MJ: Since you brought it up, I could be in the mood.
Malia: I didn’t bring it up. You did.
MJ: We’ll that’s neither here nor there. The point is the topic is now on the table. What position do you want to be in?
Malia: Do you mean what is my position on should we have sex or not?
MJ: I need your pune tang!
Malia: Do you care at all about the grocery list?
MJ: Baby, I can honestly say no I do not.
Malia: I am married to MJ The Sex Maniac.
MJ: You have been doing the grocery list and all that for years. I trust you. There is always plenty of everything, so who am I to judge your grocery listing skills? I wanna put my duck inside you so bad it hurts!
Malia: Tell me one thing you want, and I’ll put it on the grocery list. I want to get what you want.
MJ: Write Malia on the list because I want you!
Malia: I can see this grocery list situation is leading to only one thing.
MJ: Sex!
Malia: You’ve 10 minutes mister!
MJ: SEX!!!!
Malia’s Deadly Butt Weapon – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malias-deadly-butt-weapon/
