Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You are even more beautiful on the inside than outside, and your butt.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No. You got it all wrong baby. Kisses are medicine.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“How could you not love moments like this? Smiles o’plenty baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My hormones are telling me to have sex with you. Do your hormones agree?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will tell you what I’m fixin to do. I’m fixin to go in on your MOAB! That stands for MOTHER OF ALL BOOTIES!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“2-minute kiss bombing alert warning!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If you are throwing a booty party for me, I’ll cum.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Children of all ages. I am beyond fucking ready slay the booty dragon my love! Let’s get ready to mother fuckin rumble!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I thought all day about clappin your cheeks. Let’s call it love making. You know what I mean pretty girl.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I identify as ready to blow a load in you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Good. Good. Good. Good vibrator.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love you. I love your heart. I love your starfish.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Because you want to throw some of your sex magic sorcery on me?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I want to bang your Uranus with my penis.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Malia May Johnsonburger, being together is a beautiful place to be.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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