Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Why you didn’t pull your out of this galaxy butt out of your pants yet? Makes no sense at all.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“All I have to say is orgasms cure depressed moods.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m not going to lie. Tequila became one of my favorite drinks because it made your clothes fall off. Garth Brooks The Fuck Whatever’s song was right.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I am happy as hell there are 52 Tushy Pushy Tuesdays in a year.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Where is it? Where is the fire booty I so love? Come out. Come out wherever you are.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m in a dick is hard frustrated energy. Are you in a get your cheeks clapped energy?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Unh-uh. You’re mine for another until the alarm goes off my love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In the Bible it says, I’m not even going to try to make something up. I just want you, it, right now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Shhhh. Go in there for a minute. Let’s do a quickie real quick. We can do it stealth mode quiet. You in?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is nothing like a good sex bombing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s when you know you’re in sync with someone when you don’t have to say anything, and they know what you are thinking. I fuckin love you baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yep. Smells like Cheetos. Love it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I looked it up. Only two percent of adults in the US have a doctorate degree. Most of those two percent have to be old fogies. You have to be the hottest doctorate degreed chick in whole freakin country. Yeah. All I’m saying is I’m for Doctor Malia Johnson. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Get to the choppa. I mean the bed, but since we saw Arnold, had to say it. Love ya babe.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Although I’ve never seen it, I bet your uterus is as awesome sauce as your butt. I mean, look at the beautiful little kids it created for us.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Definitely! I have some extra sweat equity I want to burn off sexing it up with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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