Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You got your booty free from God. Most women have to pay a fortune for a booty like yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You can be pretty persuasive when you want to be. You know that pretty girl?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m, I’m, I’m horny, looking for some nookie. Cuzz your butts fucking awesome!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Are you butt rubbing me? Yah, do that!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wives who keep their husbands’ balls drained are angels on earth. You one of the angels I’m talking about.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“They say past performance is the best indicator of future performance. If that is the case with you, I have got a whole lot of happiness and satisfaction coming my way.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“In honor of Carl Weathers and Toby Keith passing away this week, I made a Rocky and Toby Keith soundtrack for us to do our thing to. Let’s put this shit on shuffle like this and dim the lights like that. And now…..attack!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“God Bless Sexy Business America!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I not only desire you, but I love you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“They do that in doo doo Dubai. They fly women in and drop a deuce on’em. You’re too pretty to duke on.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You are about to have my undivided love bombing attention.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That’s love right there. Love spray.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Making love. Labor of love. Sexy business. You can call it what you want. It’s all good in our bedroomhood.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can tell that was a lot of nut bust. That felt good! If you weren’t pregnant, this jizz bomb would’ve knocked you up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Reminds me of the “Oh boy” scene in the Long Shot movie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Freeze! Put your hands on the bed and spreads your legs. This is a vag jacking.
“I miss the pitter patter of our kids’ little feet, and the suction cup sounds of your alien feet. And your bootysaurus!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will tell you exactly what I think! I think you are brown sugar and spice and everything sexy and nice.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 42 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-42-by-malia-may-johnson/
