Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You are so many things baby. Just to name a few. You are lovable, delectable, intellectual, and although I can’t prove it, a mother fuckin alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Once the kisses start dropping, it is off to the races from there.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“When God was creating you, he decided to upgrade your booty, to “super-size” it if you will, as a gift to the lucky guy who lands you. And I do feel lucky indeed.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well, we can’t try this complicated cum machine because it requires a screwdriver to put together and we ain’t got no time for that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thigh meat can’t be beat.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Johnson, bend over and take my Johnson!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My lady does that. I fucking love your sexy ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“你有一个性感的屁股 That is- You have a sexy ass in Chinese. у тебя сексуальная задница That is you have a sexy ass in Russian. You have a sexy ass. That is- You have a sexy ass in English. You have a sexy ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Wanna try the new thing with the thing?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We need to let this happen dontcha think?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This house flooded to, like your vagine when it gets really wet.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t offer it then stingo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Throwing exhausted sex at me to make sure I am satisfied? Cool!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I wrote what I want on the plate with Hershey’s syrup.” (I want you!) Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That! Also known as the back side supple bubbles.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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