Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Let’s go in there and you can teach me something about your anatomy.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The squirt is worth the squeeze.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at this box of sex stuff? A whole division at Sex Toys R Us is employed by our purchases.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It is what it is. I gotta jizz.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I apologize for dropping the ball earlier. Can I lick you down there or something to make up for it?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Loving you is all I know how to do. If you weren’t here, what would I do?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you consent to the 50 Shades of the Greyest sensory overload naughtython I am about to do to you even though you don’t know what it is yet?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“BDSM stands for Be Dirty Sexual Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You haven’t slept much at all in three days. You have been running around like crazy with the kids, and all the activities and all that. How are you in the mood woman? Don’t think I’m going to be surprised someday when you finally confess to me that you are an alien.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love how after we move to a new state, we start everything over again. First time for this and that, and now butt sex. I mother fuckin love it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love watching romance movies because of the effect it has on you. You tear up, snuggle up close to me, start talking about how happy you are that I’m yours, and then you drop that neck, and your sex parts come out to play.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I have needed to roar a nut up in you for days. This is going to be a super soaker.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do you still have the uniform you were wearing the day we met? I would like to role play the first time we met again, but this time we get nasty right away.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I watched this video about how to identify the aliens in human bodies that are among us. I need to check your body for alieness. Either way, I want to have sex if you’re up for it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look right there! You have the sign of the alien. Are you pretending to be my human wife and baby momma to hide form the Nazi alien police? Oh, you’re just gonna distract me like that? Okay, for now.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 34 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-34-by-malia-may-johnson/
