Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“We bond. We love bond. We pleasure bond. We trauma bond. We treasury bond. We even watch James Bond. We are bonded, and that is a good thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Is that a feminine cue, because if it is I have some salami for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Fuck my heart out? You Rocky movie quote stealing sex Goddess.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Going in one more round when you don’t think you can, that’s what makes all the difference in life? What is this a Rocky bang quote along?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Yo MJ! You did me? How many Rocky quotes are you going to steal today badussy queen?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Look at me. Malia Da Big Booty is in the house.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thank you for organizing everything with our family to make sure things run smoothly, including making sure we have time for frequent sex. You are something else baby cakes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Commando. I’m not finished with you yet and I wanna make sure I have easy access when the time is right.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I can’t do just the tip because that is unfair to the rest of my penis.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“My philosophy about your body is if I am close enough to it to taste, I might as well do it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You know why you have no drone hoe worries. There are many reasons, but number one is no A.I. ass could ever match your human ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I know you are lying to me about being a human when you are really an alien from another planet. I’m not mad about it. Your alien booty is the fucking bomb.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well since we are being all friendly and all, why don’t you be a sport and bend over and grab them ankles.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I think I almost died during our Viagra Bang A Thon. You and the Viagra had me even harder than a rock. I was so hard that if I would have died, I still would have been hard laying there all dead and shit.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m down with the thickness.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The shape is right. The tightness level is good. The wetness level is right. The deepness is good. Okay, the environment is right for a powerful orgasm.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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