Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“The anaconda in my pants is hunting the assquach in your pants. I love you dirty bird.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I need some kisses to heal up the bruises Iron Maliacane Tyson left on chest.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This right here is how Eve tricked Adam into eating the apple. He was done for before she even asked his ass if he wanted to take a bite.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I need to transmupenetrate you asap with love!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I’m coming out as a Maliasexual.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“An apron and nothing else? That’s fucking hot!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Do the squeeze it thing. Yeah, I like that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Thanks for providing me with peace of mind and piece of ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Don’t hate me but _________ (MJ flicked water from his water bottle at me). You are all wet. We need to get you out of those wet clothes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Booty mania is runnin wild in this mofo!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Kisses are a renewable resource.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If we feel like it later, let’s try the new thing. You know that thing with the thing on it that I hope makes you cum hard.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You ran out of face cream? I can make you some right quick. You know what I’m sayin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You can’t put moaning noises on your favorite sex quotes thing that we do. I sex love you woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It would consist of rubbing your butt and busting a nut.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love doing you in the butt and the front. Blow jobs are good too.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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