Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“You liked the JR Ewing Texas oil man role play. Everything is bigger in Texas! Look in my pants. JR Ewing The Terrible is going to throttle you right this very minute Malia Sue Ellen. Get on the bed woman.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“New house nookie!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“That was my first orgasm in the new house. It felt like hotel sex but house sex.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Boom! That was a squirt! Boom again!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Bang Malia Virginia. She always compromises. Loves babies and surprises. Wears high heels when I’m exercising her. She’s beautiful!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“No blue balls. No blue balls no.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Virginia is the state for fuckers! Lovers? Virginia is the state for whatever we are doing! Yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Where did this bed come from? How do we not know and this is our house? God made it appear for us to fornicate on. It is a blessing from the big man.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Same thing. A system of touches and rubs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“There is no one here but us and our security and they are off body. I want to bang over by the railing over there and jizz off the side. It will fly down 3 floors. Are you in for this mission or not Malia May Johnsonburger?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Sex in here echoes. Let’s try the next room.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“The 5 stroke special is always on the menu. That is just a given at this point.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“We sex in 2 different states today. It was a good day.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I love it when you get this wet. Nothing feels better when you are wetter.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Did you like our Maryland sex or our Virginia sex better today?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“If we wouldn’t have met, I would probably be having no sex and be miserable as hell with Gotye. Thanks for the sex and babies and happiness.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
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