Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“Our sex play list switched over to classic rock for some reason. I have got to tell you the words that popped into my head during the chorus of this song. Wait for it. I’m going to sing my sexy version of the chorus when they do the chorus again. Ok. Here it goes. “Shoot your load MJ. Shoot your load to make a baby, and shoot your load right in me!” What do you think? Do you like my baby making heat version of the song?” Malia May Johnson
“I just want to spend the day naked in bed watching movies, eating junk food, and having sex with you 2 or 10 times.” Malia May Johnson
“I need you to fuck me. Can you do that for me? I would really appreciate it. I’m just horny and stuff. K?” Malia May Johnson
“Oh my God! This is bull shit! How is your zipper broken and your jeans are too tight to take off? I hate these cock blocking jeans!” Malia May Johnson
“I didn’t come in here naked to cuddle with you because I forgot how to put clothes on and I got tired all of a sudden. I want your c@&k Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson
“Baby me up. This is exactly the opposite of when teenagers have sex in high school, because I want you to knock me up.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, do you feel like having a quickie? I’m not pregnant yet, and until I am, I am going to do whatever I can think of to get you inside of me as often as possible, until I am.” Malia May Johnson
“Let’s play the opposite game. No MJ! Stop! I don’t want to have another orgasm!” Malia May Johnson
“Well, I have some more good news for you. I love having sex with you. I love shopping, and I love pleasing you!” Malia May Johnson
“You know how you hate doing the Cosmo test your man/relationship quizzes I make you do? Well, I found one you are finally going to like. I’m going to give you 2 separate blow jobs, and you are going to tell me which one you like better. I’m curious to see which one you like better, because according to the girl who wrote the article, I can learn a lot about you based on which one you pick. I’m willing to experiment. I’ll still love you no matter what. Are you ready?” Malia May Johnson
“Let’s act out a movie scene. Uhm, ok. What movie? Think about any porno scene you’ve ever seen, and act that out with me. I’m not pregnant yet, and I want to have another baby so bad!” Malia May Johnson
“You are so good with your tongue, but I’m not sure whether you are better with your tongue or your penis. I just had your tongue. I better try your penis now, for comparison purposes of course.” Malia May Johnson
“When you hear me say- “I’m ovulating”, that is code for do anything you want to me, but 100% of the time you have to go inside my vagina, okay?” Malia May Johnson
“It is interesting to me how based on the status of a girl’s relationship with a guy, determines whether she gets slut shamed or not. If a girl has a one night stand with a guy she barely knows, more than likely, she’s getting some slut shaming for it. On the other hand, if a girl marries a guy, she is encouraged to go on a sex vacation, aka a “Honeymoon”, and have tons of sex, and there is zero slut shaming. It’s celebrated even. Now hurry up in there because I’m married, so any sex I have is the encouraged kind, with zero slut shaming to it.” Malia May Johnson
“Do guys cum more the horny they are? Do guys cum more the better the sex is? These 2 questions will be answered today, on the “I Enjoy Having Sex with My Husband Show.” Starring me and you!” Malia May Johnson
“I know you have a headache, but you said it wasn’t a bad one, and I’m ovulating. How about this? You lay on your back, I will suck you hard, and then ride you so gently until you cum inside me. You will barely know I’m there. Please, can we, if I promise I will leave you alone after?” Malia May Johnson
“I had a dream we were having sex, and I woke up and we weren’t. I was kinda sad. True story.” Malia May Johnson “Freeze! I am here to rob you of your jizz to make a baby! If you do as I say, nobody gets hurt.” Malia May Johnson
“I am glad we bought that mold your man’s penis dildo maker. It was fun to make you my test subject today. I’ll probably never use it, because the real version is my absolute favorite, but it was fun to play with you, and mold your manhandle like that just this once.” Malia May Johnson
“Baby, look at your wiener move when I move my hand around it. It’s like your penis is trying to get my attention or something. I’m teasing you now. I’m ready again if you are?” Malia May Johnson “Thank you for all of the sex. I want a baby. I mean it. Thank you for having me.” Malia May Johnson
“I am going to go take a shower. You are welcome to join me if you want to. I can’t promise I will keep my hands off you if you do though.” Malia May Johnson
“If you think about it, sex is really fun. If you are having sex, you are having fun. I don’t know. Just a thought. A fun thought.” Malia May Johnson
(Newly Updated) My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/newly-updated-my-favorite-malia-may-johnson-sexy-hot-quotes-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/
