My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson
“If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson
“Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay Jay, and make a bay bay.” Malia May Johnson
“Love me like it’s the last time. Twice if we have time.” Malia May Johnson
“So, picking up where we left off about second first choice.” Malia May Johnson
“All of ‘em. Oxytocin! Dopamine! Vasopressin! What else? I’m going dumb. Make a baby in me now.” Malia May Johnson
“Hurricane booty about to blow through in about 5.” Malia May Johnson
“Sex first.” Malia May Johnson
“Ohhhh! You are such a happiness inducer Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson
“I need that 450 and 457 positions action.” Malia May Johnson
“I say if your man is the man, and he’s a good man that takes good care of you, give him the works whenever he wants it.” Malia May Johnson
“It’s not “getting taken advantage of” if you are in a loving relationship. If you want it to last, being affectionate as hell! What’s wrong with that?” Malia May Johnson
“See! I’m not the worst! They are a lot worse! Maliacane is a category 1 compared to the category 5 Road Whoreicanes. You should just love me and stay with me forever. Nothing else makes sense. I’m just sayin.” Malia May Johnson
“You know it! I’m position 432 Fireworks all day long baby!” Malia May Johnson
“Yes, sex for you.” Malia May Johnson
“I am learning about fertility maxing right now. I will tell you about it after you fertilize me.” Malia May Johnson
“I don’t care how “Drizzle Drizzle” high you could ever have any standards, because I will blow them away. I am a multitasking husband pleasing alien woman! Just kidding about the alien part. The rest of it is true. I fucking love you forever and ever Michael David Johnson! Aren’t you glad you married me?” Malia May Johnson
“Well, worst case scenario it’s an end of the world baby then. But it won’t be. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Somehow it will work out. Happiness breeds optimism. You breeds me. We sex we. There is your wee wee. Put it in me. That feels good, see?” Malia May Johnson
“This Friedrich Nietzsche fella knew what he was talking about. He said- “Everything in woman is a riddle, and everything in one hath one solution. It is called pregnancy. Man is for woman a means: the purpose is always the child.” Baby making attempt before you go back to work?” Malia May Johnson
“I do have a big heart and use it to love the shit out of my family. Look at my husband smiling over there. Why do you think he is smiling? He is smiling because I, you know, love the shit out of him!” Malia May Johnson
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